Ben Maller — Podcast Appearances & AI Summaries

Ben Maller has appeared on 121 podcast episodes in our AI-summarized catalog, including The Ben Maller Show. Every appearance below has a free 5-minute AI summary.

What Ben said

“It's a tremendous marketing stunt. I'm jealous. When I first got into radio, one of the things that I was attracted to about radio is everyone used to do these kind of dopey things. It was great.”

— Ben Maller on Clay Travis's WNBA challenge

“If you're Akron, the Akron Zips, you are never going to be Alabama or Notre Dame. So what you need to be is the Savannah Bananas.”

— Ben Maller on the Akron Zips' fan play-calling promotion

“Quantum physics means there are two realities existing at once. On one hand, deGrom absolutely has a full no-trade clause. That is his right. It also looks horrendous. The guy chose comfort over competition.”

— Ben Maller on deGrom's veto

“If you hire Dave Dombrowski and expect him to be conservative with your minor league players, you are a dumbo. The Phillies are trying to win a championship, unlike Jacob deGrom. They are not trying to win a beauty pageant for their minor league system.”

— Ben Maller on the Phillies' deadline approach

“Most modern superstars would rather eat a dish of glass than change positions midseason. If you don't believe me, ask Rafael Devers about that. He had a hissy fit. That's why his ass was traded.”

— Ben Maller on Bryce Harper's team-first move

“The guy's body has more warning labels than a TNT fireworks stand right before the 4th of July.”

— Ben Maller on Adley Rutschman's injury history.

“You can trade within the division. You've just gotta be right, and then it doesn't matter.”

— Ben Maller on the outdated taboo of intra-division trades.

“Stats tell you what has happened, not what's going to happen.”

— Ben Maller on the unpredictability of playoff baseball.

“This is Hall of Fame level spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, the baseball version of listen, my phone auto-corrected my attitude on that text.”

— Ben Maller on Pedro Martinez's defense of Rafael Devers.

“The DeWitt's run the Cardinals like a family hardware store. Bill Jr. hands the keys to his kid, and the customers still can't find where the working power tools are and they don't understand why all of the flowers in the lawn and garden section are dying.”

— Ben Maller on the Cardinals' leadership change.

“It was his version of 'I tried to tell you.' That's what it sounded like. I tried to tell you. You wouldn't listen to me. Tried to tell you. He's like, this is what I dealt with.”

— Ben Maller, on Alex Cora's cryptic post about Rafael Devers.

“Jazz is not just stubborn. He's a full-time employee at the Department of Bad Decisions. The DBD.”

— Ben Maller, on Jazz Chisholm Jr.'s refusal to wear a cup.

Episode appearances

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