Ben Maller — Podcast Appearances & AI Summaries

Ben Maller has appeared on 140 podcast episodes in our AI-summarized catalog, including The Ben Maller Show. Every appearance below has a free 5-minute AI summary.

What Ben said

“The message is rather clear... You don't want to play. We gave you two weeks to play... You said no. Okay, fine. So we're gonna embarrass you.”

— Ben Maller on the Steelers' strategy with Joey Porter Jr.

“Dak is the perfect Jerry Jones quarterback... He's good enough to beat enough bad teams... but never successful enough to take away the spotlight from Jerry Jones.”

— Ben Maller on Dak Prescott's value to the Cowboys.

“I hope you losers enjoy yourself. So we had a guy that was young guy living life on top of the world and you morons bludgeon him.”

— Ben Maller on the criticism of Arch Manning.

“You don't get to stink up the joint and have wet farts all over the field and then complain because somebody noticed the smell.”

— Ben Maller on Devontae Adams' criticism of Rams panic.

“He went from hunting the biggest game out there in the forest to asking if there's a petting zoo available.”

— Ben Maller on Jalen Johnson's shift in attitude.

“Hamstrings are the NFL's version of termites. Just when you think you've handled the problem, you hear that scratching from inside the walls.”

— Ben Maller on Nico Collins' injury.

“Celebrating right now is kind of like getting discharged from the General Hospital. You get out of the doors of the hospital, and you then get hit by an ambulance in the parking lot.”

— Ben Maller, on Josh Jacobs' legal "resolution"

“Going from Tua to Cooper Rush... it's kind of like when you're at the store and you're buying some groceries and you don't go to the self-checkout. You go to the checkout stand... you've traveled six inches sideways. Bravo.”

— Ben Maller, on the Falcons' QB situation

“LSU declared war. They marched out to the battlefield. They fired a couple of bottle rockets, and then they signed a peace treaty while eating some mashed potatoes at Cracker Barrel.”

— Ben Maller, on the LSU/SEC dispute

“Owning a major sports franchise is an idiot-proof piggy bank on steroids.”

— Ben Maller, on how Moreno made $22 times his purchase price despite being a terrible owner

“Stan Cronky, not merely the Angel's new owner. It's like an actual adult in the room, which they have not had.”

— Ben Maller, on the upgrade from Moreno to Kroenke

“If it was an NBA guy, they call him a governor. He owns the team. He was born on third base. Won the genetic lottery. Not athletically, just got into the right bloodline.”

— Ben Maller on Jed York (06:55)

Episode appearances

140

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