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5 min readOn a recent episode of The Fifth Hour, Ben Maller shared a story that began with a listener's innocent question and ended with him crashing headfirst into a wall in his own home. The question, posed by a regular segment called the mailbag, was simple: have you ever fallen down a set of stairs? Maller initially said no, but the question unlocked a forgotten memory from his childhood. Then, just days later, he created a brand-new, equally clumsy version of the event while chasing his English bulldog. The episode is a long, winding, and self-deprecating monologue about the persistence of gravity, the unreliability of memory, and the slapstick physics of everyday life.
The Origin Story: Benny Buckets at the Forum
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What you'll learn
- 1 (04:39) **Benny Buckets Origin Story** - Ben Maller introduces the nickname "Benny Buckets" from his youth basketball days and sets up a story about falling down stairs that was triggered by a listener question.
- 2 (08:16) **Youth Basketball in the Pre-AAU Era** - Ben describes playing in a "Four F" (Four Free Fast Food) league where the reward for winning was pizza, a stark contrast to today's elite youth basketball scene.
- 3 (10:17) **The Forum's Treacherous Seats** - Ben recalls sitting in nosebleed seats so high they nearly needed oxygen masks, setting up the first staircase incident.
- 4 (12:13) **The Human Bobsled Incident** - Ben describes losing control while walking down the Forum's steep stairs, accelerating uncontrollably until he crashed into a middle-aged couple.
- 5 (18:10) **Fast Forward: The Moxie Setup** - Ben transitions to a recent incident at home, establishing the scene of his nightly routine with his English bulldog, Moxie, as his "associate producer."
- 6 (19:57) **Moxie Springs Into Action** - Moxie suddenly stands up, stretches, and heads toward the kitchen, triggering Ben's alarm because he knows she needs to go outside immediately.
- 7 (22:20) **The Physics of Barefoot Benny** - Ben explains how his attempt to cut Moxie off at the pass failed spectacularly due to physics, bare feet, and smooth tile flooring.
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Friday's Fifth Hour is another spectacular waste of an hour you'll never get back, unless it's not. We've got Benny Buckets, the Human Bobsled, and proof that Maller's life has basically become a deleted scene from The Three Stooges. We'll explain how a booze shortage helped the Mayflower find Plymouth Rock, why brides are apparently named after beer, and why lighthouses have joined pay phones and newspapers in the Museum of Stuff Nobody Needs Anymore. It's educational... if your standards are low enough.
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