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The Fifth Hour: The Day an Egg McMuffin Owned Mr. Met

August 15, 2026

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It was a Sunday morning in August 1998 at Shea Stadium, and the New York Mets' batting practice had become a disaster. Butch Husky stepped into the cage and whiffed, then whiffed again, then kept whiffing. The team's batting practice pitcher looked less like a coach and more like the unholy offspring of Nolan Ryan, Dwight Gooden, and Tom Seaver. The entire Mets lineup was flailing. As Ben Maller stood on the field with other media members, he watched Husky storm out of the cage, furious. The problem was not a sudden collapse of talent. It was an Egg McMuffin.

The advertising sign that usually rotated between innings had been left on during batting practice, replacing the dark batter's eye in center field with a bright white-and-yellow McDonald's advertisement. The baseball kept disappearing into the breakfast menu. "The Egg McMuffin was dealing," Maller remembers. "The Egg McMuffin was stealing. It had late life on its fastball." Husky's reaction — hopping mad, ready to chew nails, demanding that a Mets PR person get stadium ops to fix the backdrop — is the core of the story Maller tells on this episode of The Fifth Hour. The sign was eventually changed back, the hitters immediately regained their ability to see the ball, and the game went on. But Maller never forgot the moment: a major league batting order rendered helpless by a fast-food advertisement.

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What you'll learn

  • 1 (03:02) **Opening & Setting the Scene** - Maller introduces the episode’s centerpiece: the day an Egg McMuffin “owned” Mr. Met, framed by the recent death of former Mets player Butch Husky.
  • 2 (09:40) **The Batting Practice Mystery** - The Mets hitters, especially Butch Husky, are inexplicably unable to make contact during routine batting practice.
  • 3 (14:44) **Butch Husky’s Explosive Reaction** - Husky storms out of the cage, furious, and confronts Mets PR man Jay Horowitz about the problem.
  • 4 (16:07) **The Culprit: An Egg McMuffin Sign** - The source of the problem is revealed: a bright McDonald’s advertisement had replaced the dark batter’s eye background.
  • 5 (18:18) **The Fix and the Aftermath** - The sign is changed back, and hitters immediately regain their ability to hit batting practice fastballs.
  • 6 (19:01) **Remembering Butch Husky’s Career** - Maller provides context on Husky’s baseball life, including his power, his Mets records, and his unique claim to wearing number 42.
  • 7 (20:53) **The Passage of Time** - Maller reflects on how quickly baseball careers and stadiums disappear, tying the memory to Husky’s death.

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Show Notes

Benny cracks open the Fifth Hour vault for a never-before-told tale from a sultry afternoon at Shea Stadium, when an Egg McMuffin somehow owned Mr. Met and brought the usual pregame schmoozing to a screeching halt. It’s one of those wonderfully ridiculous “you had to be there” baseball stories, preserved in Benny’s memory for nearly three decades. From there, Ben reacts to the latest gold rush for the Hamburglar, who apparently has upgraded his criminal enterprise and graduated from swiping ordinary burgers. Then it’s off to the hodgepodge, where no useful knowledge is required: honey bees come equipped with their own built-in air conditioning, the Japanese practice the woodland magic of Shinrin-Yoku, and the French once called tomatoes “love apples” because they supposedly put a little extra ooh-la-la in the boudoir. Baseball, burgers, bees, trees, and aphrodisiac tomatoes — another perfectly wackadoodle edition of the Fifth Hour.

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