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5 min read“He wants the whole candy store at the Piggly Wiggly, but his card keeps getting declined by the medical tent.” That is how Ben Maller sized up Joe Burrow’s declaration that this season is Super Bowl or bust for the Cincinnati Bengals. In the third hour of the Ben Maller Show, the host wove together three sports storylines that all circled a single question: How much should a team accommodate—or be driven by—its star player’s ambitions? Burrow’s manifest-destiny talk, Aaron Donald’s indefinite holdout, and Paul Skenes’ frustration with the Pirates’ caution all became case studies in the tension between a player’s will and an organization’s control.
Joe Burrow’s “Manifest Destiny” and the Medical Reality
Burrow went public with a message he said he was tired of repeating: “next year, next year, next year.” He wants to use his platform to create urgency across the Bengals organization and “manifest a Super Bowl.” Maller’s response was skeptical but not dismissive. He framed it as a matter of authenticity: How much does this sound real?
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What you'll learn
- 1 (06:29) **Joe Burrow's Super Bowl-or-Bust Declaration** - Ben introduces Joe Burrow's public declaration that the Bengals' season is Super Bowl or bust, framing it as a test of authenticity.
- 2 (11:55) **Aaron Donald's Lazy Sunday Drive** - Ben explains why the Rams are not demanding an answer from retired defensive tackle Aaron Donald, offering a theory that Donald is a "bonus item."
- 3 (17:31) **Paul Skenes vs. the Pirates' Bubble Wrap** - Ben analyzes the dispute between Pirates ace Paul Skenes and the team's brass over extra rest days, calling it a clash of old-school vs. modern baseball.
- 4 (30:02) **Vegas Meet-Greet Announcement** - Ben promotes the upcoming Maller Meet Greet in Las Vegas, listing attendees and logistics.
- 5 (32:24) **Maller Riddle: The Mets' Raccoon** - Ben reveals the answer to the Maller Riddle of the Day: a raccoon was spotted grabbing peanut shells and a hot dog at Citi Field.
- 6 (37:47) **Caller Andre on Skenes and the Mets** - Ben takes a call from Andre in the Commonwealth, who comments on the Skenes situation and the Mets' poor play.
- 7 (45:53) **Big Ben's Lame Jokes of the Week** - Ben hosts the weekly segment with Weedman Hippie, reading listener-submitted jokes about Weedman and other characters.
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Ben Maller talks about Joe Burrow cranking up the expectations on the Bengals, why the Rams are not demanding an answer from Aaron Donald on his 2026 status, Paul Skenes being pissed at Pirates brass for giving him extra rest, Lame Jokes of the Week, and more!
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