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5 min read“This is not leadership. This is the earliest ‘not my fault’ monologue by a quarterback in recent NFL history.” That is how Ben Maller opens the fourth hour of his overnight show, zeroing in on Kirk Cousins’s recent comments about his role with the Las Vegas Raiders. From there, Maller runs through three distinct sports topics—Cousins’s preemptive excuse-making, the potential of a Tyreek Hill trade to Chicago, and a defensive slump by Red Sox prospect Roman Anthony—each treated as a case study in how athletes, teams, and fans misread value, age, and skill.
Kirk Cousins and the Art of the Preemptive Alibi
The lead story concerns new Raiders quarterback Kirk Cousins, who told reporters he only wants to play if the team deems him the “best” option. Maller reads this not as confidence but as damage control. Cousins knows the Raiders are expected to draft a quarterback early—Maller mockingly suggests Fernando Mendoza, a fourth-round projection—and that Cousins was brought in as a bridge, not a franchise savior. By framing his playing time around being “best,” Cousins creates an escape hatch: if he struggles, he can claim the team chose the rookie over him despite his superior ability.
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What you'll learn
- 1 (00:02) **Hour Open and Lead Tease** - Ben Maller opens hour four, previewing the topics: Kirk Cousins' role with the Raiders, Tyreek Hill to the Bears rumors, and Roman Anthony's defensive struggles.
- 2 (06:03) **Kirk Cousins' "Best Option" Declaration** - Maller analyzes Cousins' statement that he only wants to play if deemed the best option, interpreting it as preemptive damage control.
- 3 (10:35) **Tyreek Hill to the Bears Speculation** - Maller discusses prediction market chatter linking Tyreek Hill to the Chicago Bears, questioning if he's still a game-changer.
- 4 (13:32) **Roman Anthony's Defensive Woes** - Maller examines criticism of Red Sox prospect Roman Anthony, whose defensive issues are raising alarms despite a good bat.
- 5 (18:36) **Permanent Decision, Immediate Undo** - Maller teases a story about someone making a permanent decision and then immediately trying to undo it, setting up the Nebraska player tattoo story.
- 6 (24:45) **Nebraska Player's Tattoo and Portal Entry** - Maller tells the story of a Nebraska basketball player who got a tattoo to celebrate a 28-win season, then entered the transfer portal hours later.
- 7 (33:14) **The Random Woman in Dorco's Car** - A bizarre, extended call from "Dorco the Comedian" in Hawaii, who has a random woman in his car who takes over the conversation.
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Show Notes
Ben Maller talks about Kirk Cousins saying he should only play if he's deemed "the best", the Bears reportedly showing interest in Tyreek Hill and if he can still be a game-breaker, Red Sox Roman Anthony's defensive slump, Fact or Fiction, and more!
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