Bill Simmons, Cousin Sal, and Joe House sat down to run through every AFC team’s win total over/under for the upcoming season, and the conversation revealed a conference in a strange kind of…
Joe House — Podcast Appearances & AI Summaries
Joe House has appeared on 9 podcast episodes in our AI-summarized catalog, including The Bill Simmons Podcast. Every appearance below has a free 5-minute AI summary.
What Joe said
“This NFC South is, they should call it the NFC DMV. Because it's, it is what it is the DMV. It's visiting the DMV watching these games. It's tedious.”
— Joe House, on the quality of the NFC South.
“If I was a Bulls fan, I would have no sperm left in my body. It would just be ejaculate in every room of my house.”
— Joe House on Caleb Wilson's Summer League performance
“I apologize to absolutely fucking nobody. Number one is right here, baby!”
— Joe House
Episode appearances
9 The Bill Simmons Podcast has been doing its annual NFC win-total over/under show for 20 years, and this year the crew—Simmons, Cousin Sal, and Joe House—tackled all four divisions in one marathon…
“We have a one in 64,” Bill Simmons says about the Cleveland Browns’ quarterback situation, summing up the franchise’s decades-long search for a reliable signal-caller. That search led them to…
“He's the saddest older NBA superstar situation since 2011 Nash on the Suns… of just guys now in purgatory who clearly have more to offer and it's not gonna happen.” That is how Bill Simmons…
"Winning isn't everything." That is the big lesson of The Odyssey, according to Bill Simmons. Odysseus's Trojan horse was a brilliant, underhanded gift that won the war, but the movie spends three…
The Kawhi Trade Freeze, Jalen Brown's Analytics Paradox, and the Embiid Dilemma The Toronto Raptors announced they were putting their trade for Kawhi Leonard on hold, citing the NBA's ongoing…
Jalen Brunson just did something that only a handful of small guards in NBA history have ever done: he was the best player on a championship team. For Bill Simmons and his longtime friend Joe…
An MSG Miracle, the Wemby Arrival Game, Tottenham’s Nadir, and 'Euphoria' Season 3 The Bill Simmons Podcast covers four distinct topics in this episode: the Knicks' improbable 22-point comeback…
The Washington Wizards finally won the NBA draft lottery, securing the number one overall pick after a historically bad season in which they went 1-for-24 in their final 25 games. For Joe House, a…
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