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5 min read“If you thought four hours a day, 1,200 minutes a week was enough, think again.” So begins Ben Maller’s “Fifth Hour,” a late-night sports talk mailbag show that treats listener emails less as a Q&A and more as a launchpad for digressions on taxes, radio lore, weather skepticism, and the discovery of a 162-year-old bottle of Guinness. The throughline of this episode is the peculiar culture of overnight sports radio — a world where the host is free to pivot from a colonoscopy joke to a Mr. T story to a debate about whether Kentucky Fried Chicken’s secret recipe was written on a napkin, all within the same segment. The major subtopics are: Maller’s reflections on the financial incentives of state residency, the decline of local sports broadcasting, the business of weather alarmism, and the strange persistence of physical media.
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What you'll learn
- 1 (04:02) **Mailbag Kickoff & Wheel of Fun** - Ben Maller introduces the mailbag segment, spins the wheel, and lands on guest Robbie the Mariner Fan.
- 2 (05:43) **Alf's Colonoscopy Question & Tax Talk** - Alf asks if Ben only discussed his colonoscopy to label the episode his "shittiest ever," leading to a discussion on state taxes.
- 3 (10:20) **Listener Song Compilation Request** - Outback John and Joanna ask for a channel or podcast compiling all the listener-written songs about the show.
- 4 (12:27) **The Mr. T Radio Story** - Quang from Vietnam asks for the full story behind Ben's brief mention of Mr. T.
- 5 (16:00) **Clay Travis's New Website** - Maddie from Parts Unknown asks if Ben will work for Clay Travis's new website.
- 6 (20:21) **Critique of Jessica Mendoza & Baseball Broadcasts** - Barry from Hilton Head complains about Dodgers broadcaster Jessica Mendoza.
- 7 (22:58) **Ben's Side Hustle & KNBR's Greg Papa Firing** - Reggie from Detroit asks why Ben hasn't been filling in on local shows, and Matt from the Bay Area asks about KNBR firing Greg Papa.
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Show Notes
The Sunday Mailbag is supersized because apparently nobody believes in portion control anymore, with Robbie the Mariners Fan returning to the No. 2 chair for another Odyssey through the warped mind of Maller. The fellas examine the mysterious power of Maller+, dig through the dusty archives of classic Maller Music, revisit the historic summit of Mr. T and Benny, and investigate the silent side hustle—because the best hustle is apparently one nobody knows exists. Plus, there’s a 162-year-old bottle of beer that somehow aged better than most of us, Super El Niño doing Super El Niño things, 306-year-old records getting smashed, and someone swimming across the Baltic Sea, which seems like an awful lot of effort when boats have been around for quite some time. It’s history, mystery, maritime stupidity and Mailbag madness—all stuffed into one ridiculous Sunday serving of The Fifth Hour.
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