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5 min readDeshaun Watson was named the starting quarterback for the Cleveland Browns, and Ben Maller is not buying the explanation. On this episode of The Ben Maller Show, the host dissects the decision, the press conference spin, and the implications for everyone involved—from the front office to the backup quarterback to the long-suffering fan base.
The Stench from the Factory
The central argument of the hour is that the decision to start Watson had nothing to do with merit and everything to do with ownership meddling driven by the sunk cost of Watson’s $46 million salary this year. Maller calls Browns coach Todd Monken’s explanation—that Watson “gave us the best chance to move the ball and score points”—a shameless lie. He plays the audio of Monken saying the decision came after the staff “re-looked at everything,” then immediately calls him a liar. Maller’s reading of the situation is blunt: owner Jimmy Haslam forced Monken to start Watson to get a return on investment. “They gotta get something back for my investment,” Maller says, impersonating the owner. “At this point, the Browns trying to get something out of Deshaun Watson. You'd have as much success if you went down to the mountains and you took some rocks and you tried to squeeze them and get juice.”
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What you'll learn
- 1 (05:33) **Browns Name Deshaun Watson Starter** - Ben Maller breaks the news that the Cleveland Browns have named Deshaun Watson the starting quarterback over Shadur Sanders.
- 2 (07:14) **Todd Munkin's Smell Test Failure** - Maller argues Munkin's explanation for starting Watson is transparently false and driven by ownership meddling.
- 3 (11:54) **The "Poison Pill" Contract and the Myth of the Salary Cap** - Maller dismantles the argument that the Browns are stuck with Watson due to his massive salary cap hit.
- 4 (14:10) **Advice for Browns Fans: Weaponize Apathy** - Maller gives fans a strategy to protest the Watson decision.
- 5 (15:41) **How Bad Does This Make Shadur Sanders Look?** - Maller shifts focus to the loser of the quarterback competition, Shadur Sanders.
- 6 (18:58) **Watson's Two-Minute Apology as Performative Theater** - Maller analyzes Watson's press conference apology as a forced, inauthentic performance.
- 7 (24:36) **Maller Meet and Greet Announcement** - Ben promotes the upcoming in-person fan event in Las Vegas.
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Show Notes
Ben Maller talks about Browns coach Todd Monken announcing Deshaun Watson as the starter and his explanation for doing so, how bad this decision makes Shedeur Sanders looks, Watson apologizing to the Cleveland fans, Maller to the Third Degree, and more!
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