ROLLUP: The ETH Issuance War | $130M Coldcard Exploit | Saylor Sells Again | Uniswap Launchpad

August 7, 2026

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The first week of August brought a V-shaped recovery in the stock market, a new debate over Ethereum’s monetary policy, a $130 million exploit of a Bitcoin hardware wallet, and a flurry of product launches from Uniswap and Cloudflare. The dominant theme was the tension between the resurgent AI trade and a crypto market that feels stuck in a waiting game, with meme coins filling the void while deeper infrastructure projects inch forward.

Stock Market Recovery and the AI Trade

The S&P 500 staged a sharp recovery from its July drawdown, hitting a new all-time high after a 3% weekly candle. The hosts attribute this to the market absorbing the forced liquidation of a major hedge fund, which had been using 400% leverage on AI-related positions. The fund’s manager reportedly lost billions during his wedding weekend, with Citadel’s Ken Griffin stepping in to buy the liquidated assets. Despite a 67% drawdown in July, the fund is still up 80% on the year. The hosts see this as confirmation that the AI trade is not over, and that the market believes the game continues. This creates a problem for crypto: as long as AI stocks keep rallying, capital stays there. Ryan Sean Adams argues that “the AI trade might have to die in order for crypto to live,” describing a dynamic where Bitcoin holders experience “time-based capitulation” — selling their crypto to chase AI gains, even if there a

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1 (00:03) **Show Opening & Topic Preview** - Hosts David and Ryan preview the week's stories: the ETH issuance war, a $130M Coldcard exploit, Michael Saylor selling Bitcoin, and stock market all-time highs.
2 (01:56) **Stock Market V-Shaped Recovery & AI Trade** - The S&P 500 hits a new all-time high after a sharp sell-off, driven by the liquidation of a major hedge fund.
3 (06:47) **Michael Saylor Sells Bitcoin, Market Doesn't Care** - Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy) sells over 1,500 Bitcoin, but the price of Bitcoin rises, signaling Saylor is no longer the main character in Bitcoin price action.
4 (09:17) **Bitcoin Price Action & The AI Trade Correlation** - Bitcoin is riding the 200-week moving average at ~$64k, but the hosts debate whether the crypto market can fully recover until the AI trade dies.
5 (15:06) **The ETH Issuance War: Proposal Overview** - Six Ethereum researchers propose a "tapered issuance burn" to cap staking rewards, sparking a major debate in the community.
6 (18:58) **ETH Issuance War: Pro Arguments** - The researchers argue Ethereum is overpaying for security and that unbounded staking centralizes the network on liquid staking tokens (LSTs).
7 (22:21) **ETH Issuance War: Anti Arguments** - The app layer (Aave, EtherFi, Lido) strongly opposes the proposal, arguing it would crush DeFi and centralize staking.

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Show Notes

Ethereum’s monetary policy is suddenly up for debate. Ryan and David unpack the issuance fight dividing researchers and DeFi builders, the Coldcard exploit that hit users who “did everything right,” Saylor’s latest Bitcoin sale, and markets ripping back to all-time highs.

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