Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Triggered By Trauma w/ Triggernometry's Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin

March 18, 2026

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5 min read

This episode mixes the hosts' signature gross-out clips and personal overshares with an extended chat featuring Triggernometry podcasters Francis Foster and Konstantin Kisin, who join Tom Segura and Christina P. in Austin for banter on culture clashes, celebrity scandals, and everyday absurdities.

Viral Clips and Weird News

Hosts riff on Obama's audiobook code-switching, Putin's flubbed Women's Day speech, a woman's possessive rant about her fiancé Randy, an ASMR-style massage bordering on softcore porn, and Gene Simmons telling celebrities to avoid politics. Other highlights include a Thai man arrested for unlicensed penis enlargements and implants in his car (charging $300–$10,000 baht), a Russian apartment overrun by pigeons after three years vacant, and a McDonald's CEO's promo video for the "Big Arch" burger that backfired online for tiny bites, calling it a "product," and seeming inauthentic.

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What you'll learn

  • 1 *(00:01) **Obama Audiobook Clip and Code-Switching Banter***
  • 2 *(05:24) **Putin Women's Day Slip-Up and Gender Norms***
  • 3 *(07:36) **Randy Rainbow Oral Sex Rant and Fiancé Threats***
  • 4 *(14:01) **ASMR Massage and Gene Simmons on Celebrities***
  • 5 *(22:05) **Personal Stories: Curling, Carradine Death, Thailand Dick Surgeon***
  • 6 *(32:03) **Pigeon-Infested Apartment and Chernobyl vs. Hungarian Hospital**
  • 7 *(38:54) **Guest Intro: Triggernometry's Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin**

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another wild episode of Your Mom’s House Podcast, diving headfirst into a new batch of internet insanity before they are joined by some very European guests. This episode covers everything from the viral McDonalds CEO video, to horny grannies, to Obama talking black, to Putin praising some broads, plus, Gene Simmons telling celebs to shut up, pigeons taking over a mans home, and Christina showing Tom a game called "Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?"


Later in the episode, Francis Foster and Konstantin Kisin join the show for a hilarious guest segment packed with sharp cultural commentary, stories about Eastern Europe, parenting, travel, teaching, gratitude, and why seeing more of the world might be the cure for modern stupidity. The conversation bounces from outrageous internet content to real talk about America, Hungary, Russia, Ukraine, family life, and raising kids with perspective. Plus Francis and Konstantin get a dose of Christina's TikTok curations just for good measure. Cheerio!


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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:11 - Obama Taliking Black

00:07:07 - Opening Clip: Cool Brag

00:09:34 - Clip: Cool Gal Loves Her Fiance

00:13:12 - Clip: Chocolate Massage

00:15:36 - Gene Simmons Says Shut Up

00:20:33 - Clip: Paralympian Tom

00:21:34 - RIP Robert Carradine

00:26:01 - They Did Surgery On A Weiner...In A Car

00:29:48 - Clip: Public Pooper

00:30:30 - Russian Pigeon House

00:32:13 - Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?

00:34:18 - Clip: Screaming Into Void

00:35:10 - Mike The Tax Guy

00:37:49 - Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin

00:44:58 - Brexit, Royals, & Epstein Files

00:50:06 - Talented Pieces Of Shit

00:56:33 - Talking To Yourself & Accents

01:04:01 - Master Of Accents

01:11:28 - Dictators

01:21:05 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:26:28 - McDonalds CEO Tries New Burger

01:30:06 - Very British Discussion

01:34:06 - TikToks

01:45:53 - Chernobyl Or Hungarian Hospital? Redux

01:49:07 - Closing Song - "How You Say Cucumber" by Micah Akervold

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