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5 min readTony Lapidus is a comedian who does impressions, and on this episode of TRIGGERnometry he performs his entire repertoire of impersonations of the show's past guests. The episode is essentially a highlight reel of the most recognizable figures who have appeared on the podcast, with Lapidus mimicking their voices, mannerisms, and rhetorical tics. The result is a self-referential parody that exposes the predictable patterns and absurdities of the show's own guest list.
The parade of impressions
Lapidus opens with a rapid-fire sequence of impersonations that span the full ideological spectrum of TRIGGERnometry's regulars. He starts with Peter Hitchens, delivering a doom-laden monologue about cars, kettles, and the "abolition of Britain" that captures Hitchens' signature blend of cultural pessimism and eccentric pet peeves. The impression nails Hitchens' cadence of being "right about everything" while offering no solutions—only alarm bells.
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What you'll learn
- 1 Timestamped Outline
- 2 (01:04) **Compilation Cold Open** - A rapid-fire montage of Triggnometry guests parodying their own personas
- 3 (02:08) **Milo Yiannopoulos Parody - Deportation and Identity** - The first full character sketch opens with Milo's absurd explanation for being deported from America
- 4 (03:47) **Milo Parody - Sexual Contradictions and Trauma** - The character's logic unravels further as past statements are confronted
- 5 (06:21) **Milo Parody - Deportation Fantasies and Trump** - The character pivots to immigration policy and his shifting political loyalties
- 6 (08:44) **Milo Parody - Arousal and ICE Officers** - The bit reaches its absurd climax with Milo's deportation fantasy
- 7 (09:15) **Peter Hitchens Parody - Britain Is Finished** - The first straight impression of a recurring guest, capturing his apocalyptic pessimism
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Show Notes
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