Bobby Lee

May 7, 2026

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5 min read

Theo Von hosts comedian Bobby Lee for a rambling, interruption-filled conversation blending crude humor, personal gripes, cultural anecdotes, and reflections on comedy life.

Crude Banter and Omakase Analogies

The episode opens with Theo and Bobby trading vulgar jokes about penis sizes, licking tips at raves, and comparing dicks to minions or limited-edition items. Bobby likens tasting a penis tip to omakase dining—where a chef serves a fixed menu of surprise dishes, like fish bones flavored as chips. He insists you eat whatever comes, just kiss the tip like you'd try exotic food on a date. They riff on glory holes for food, Epstein tasting menus, and how licking the bottom is gayer than the top. This sets a tone of unfiltered, boundary-pushing comedy, with Theo claiming zero gay experiences beyond childhood curiosity, while Bobby admits a 5% bi lean (later negotiated to 1-3%).

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What you'll learn

1 (00:00) **Intro Banter and Dick Jokes** - Hosts trade insults and penis size jokes before attempting prayer
2 (01:00) **Prayer Attempts and Omakase Story** - Multiple failed prayers lead to Bobby explaining omakase as surprise tasting menu
3 (03:00) **Girlfriend Reveal and Ejaculation Health** - Bobby mentions girlfriend, discusses masturbation preventing cancer
4 (07:00) **Movie Poster Prayer Rant** - Bobby prays angrily about one-line role on Theo's movie poster
5 (15:00) **Political Stances and Liberal Confession** - Bobby praises Theo's Rogan-like views on immigration despite being liberal
6 (22:00) **Childhood Stories and Culture Clash** - Theo pitches Korean Theo Von idea; Bobby shares neighborhood tales
7 (28:00) **Vietnam War Apology Tale** - Theo recounts stepdad Charlie apologizing at Chinese buffet post-Vietnam

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Show Notes

Bobby Lee is a stand-up comedian, actor and podcaster. Check out his shows “Tigerbelly” and “Bad Friends”.

Bobby returns to talk about what he saw recently in the jungles of Waikiki, a grievance he has regarding the Busboys movie poster, and a confusing Asian restaurant from Theo’s town growing up.

Bobby Lee: https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive/

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Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn<