There Are No Girls on the Internet
There Are No Girls on the Internet

Satanic Panic of the 1980s Is Happening Again — This Time in Minnesota Daycares (w/ Sarah Marshall)

February 18, 2026

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5 min read

🎙️ The Voices & The Context

  • The Format: Casual podcast interview with narrative interludes explaining historical context.
  • The Key Players:
    • Host: Bridget Todd, creator of There Are No Girls on the Internet, drawing personal connections from her religious upbringing.
    • Guest: Sarah Marshall, podcaster behind You're Wrong About and new CBC series The Devil You Know; idolized by host for deep dives into misunderstood history.
  • The Vibe: Educational and reflective with dark humor, blending historical horror, modern parallels, and wry optimism amid creeping anxiety.

🗝️ Key Themes & Topics

The episode unpacks the 1980s Satanic Panic—baseless fears of satanic cults abusing kids in daycares—and links it to today's moral panics targeting caregivers.

  • Topic 1: Origins of Satanic Panic. Sparked by books like Michelle Remembers and Sybil, it led to wrongful accusations against daycare workers via flawed "recovered memory" therapy and poor child interviewing techniques.
  • Topic 2: Targeting Daycares and Marginalized People. Daycares became scapegoats amid economic/family anxieties; accusations hit working-class, immigrant, or outsider caregivers, often claiming rituals targeting "blonde, blue-eyed" kids.
  • Topic 3: Modern Parallels. Echoes in 2023 Minnesota daycare fraud claims by YouTuber Nick Shirley (130M+ views), freezing

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What you'll learn

  • 1 (00:00) **🎙️ Introduction: Sarah Marshall**
  • 2 (04:35) **Defining the Satanic Panic**
  • 3 (06:59) **Stories of Everyday Victims**
  • 4 (09:50) **Family Anxieties and Control**
  • 5 (16:26) **1980s Social and Economic Context**
  • 6 (20:26) **Real Child Abuse vs. Satanic Myths**
  • 7 (23:25) **Targeting Marginalized Caregivers**

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Show Notes

A viral video. A smeared daycare worker. A community in panic. Sound familiar?

In the 1980s, a wave of hysteria swept the country, accusing daycare workers of abusing children in Satanic rituals — accusations that ruined lives and were entirely false. Now, a dubious video out of Minnesota is sparking the same kind of moral panic all over again.

To make sense of the moment, I sat down with Sarah Marshall, host of the new CBC podcast The Devil You Know, to trace the through-line from the Satanic Panic to today's daycare scandals — and ask what it says about us that we keep falling for this.

 

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