Afroman Wins Lawsuit; Buffy Reboot Slain by Hulu; Nicole Kidman Steals Bezos' Spotlight; Zuckerberg's Metaverse Shut Down - NEWS ROUNDUP!
March 20, 2026
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5 min readHosts Bridget Todd and Mike Amato, fresh from SXSW, discuss a range of entertainment and tech stories tied loosely to Oscars buzz, including celebrity run-ins, reboot drama, free speech victories, journalism missteps, AI relationships, and a major VR retreat. The episode blends cultural critique with updates on media power dynamics.
Tech Moguls Face Hollywood Shade
At the Vanity Fair Oscars party, Nicole Kidman effortlessly upstaged Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez on the red carpet. Cameras shifted instantly from the couple's try-hard poses—described as tacky and effortful—to Kidman's floating, ethereal presence, amplified by her AMC "We come to this place for magic" ads tying her to cinema itself. Hosts saw it as tech wealth failing to buy cultural belonging: "Money can't buy you class," and richness alone doesn't grant Hollywood access.
The same event saw playwright Jeremy O. Harris confront OpenAI's Sam Altman, calling him "the Goebbels of the Trump administration" (later corrected to Nazi industrialist Fritz Flick via email) over OpenAI's Defense Department deal for AI in military systems. Altman stayed calm amid witnesses like Zendaya. OpenAI has hired Instagram's ex-celebrity whisperer as VP of global creative partnerships to woo skeptical Hollywood, signaling tech's push for creative legitimacy.
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What you'll learn
- 1 (02:35) **SXSW Recap & Oscars Vibe**
- 2 (04:06) **Jeff Bezos Upstaged by Nicole Kidman**
- 3 (07:33) **Buffy Reboot Canceled by Hulu Exec**
- 4 (22:00) **Afroman Wins Defamation Suit Against Deputies**
- 5 (38:53) **Rolling Stone's Mishandled James Gordon Meek Story**
- 6 (53:20) **Esther Perel on AI Relationship Therapy**
- 7 (65:28) **Meta Shuts Down the Metaverse**
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Show Notes
In this week's News Roundup, Bridget and Producer Mike cover the tech news stories you might have missed.
Afroman wins lawsuit brought against him by cops who raided his house. https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/music/story/2026-03-19/afroman-verdict-defamation-invasion-of-privacy-lawsuit
Afroman's video "Lemon Pound Cake" https://youtu.be/9xxK5yyecRo?si=P7JWA54zklLCWVnM
Afroman's video "Will You Help Me Repair My Gate" https://youtu.be/oponIfu5L3Y?si=cgLpG_T6A-JPBbW-
Buffy the Vampire Slayer reboot cancelled in strangely cruel and surprising manner by Hulu. https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/buffy-reboot-dead-hulu-sarah-michelle-gellar-chloe-zhao-1236692284/
Nicole Kidman glides behind Jeff Bezos and his girlfriend at the Academy Awards, stealing all attention: https://www.threads.com/@rachelarich/post/DV8aFlADT6Q?xmt=AQGzqaZ-H3abT0EW2lfRTONANK8dwciIx844aGm48QTIrQ
Former Rolling Stone editor Noah Schactman lands new job at NYT, despite controversial role in misleading reporting to protect a personal friend. https://www.cjr.org/laurels-and-darts/noah-shachtman-nyt-rolling-stone-baltimore-banner-tristan-king-missing-st-helens-oregon-corruption-scandal-mayor.php
Columbia Journalism Review analysis on Rolling Stone's inaccurate story about campus rape at University of Virginia: https://www.cjr.org/investigation/rolling_stone_investigation.php
Celebrated relationship therapist Esther Perel has a guest on her podcast who is in a relationship with his AI chatbot: https://www.estherperel.com/podcast
Mark Zuckerberg finally calling it quits on the Metaverse (mostly): https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/19/technology/mark-zuckerbergs-metaverse-vr-horizon-worlds.html
Playwright Jeremy O. Harris called Sam Altman a nazi at a party: https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/a/tracewilliamcowen/jeremy-o-ha
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