The Toast
The Toast

An Unremarkable Student: Monday, January 26th, 2026

January 26, 2026

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🎙️ The Voices & The Context

  • The Format: Casual, gossipy morning chat show with Fast Five pop culture news recaps, TV breakdowns, and personal banter.
  • The Key Players: Hosts Claudia (shares chaotic errands) and Jackie (sarcastic reactor, pop culture expert); electric chemistry like chatty besties roasting daily life and reality TV.
  • The Vibe: Fun, chaotic, and hilariously relatable—mix of self-deprecating mishaps, savage TV takedowns, and breezy celeb shade.

🗝️ Key Themes & Topics

Hosts dive into personal chaos, extreme sports spectacle, and reality TV obsession, blending laughs with hot takes.

  • Topic 1: Claudia's Disaster Morning. Slipping on mystery "fig schmutz" at Trader Joe's (ankle throbbing, eyeing lawsuit), pumping gas in sandals (flammable toe panic), nearly blocking a fire truck—total embarrassing whirlwind before showtime.
  • Topic 2: Netflix's Skyscraper Live Climb. Hosts roast free-solo climber Alex Honnold scaling Taipei 101 (1,667 ft, no harness); Claudia calls it "stupid/reckless," suspects safety nets/10-sec delay, hates the family-man risk and showbiz hype.
  • Topic 3: The Traitors Obsession. Deep recap of Peacock's reality hit: Lisa Rinna flopping as Traitor, Colton's creepy gameplay thriving despite hate, Ron's near-exit, upcoming "insane" banquet; plus anti-bullying statement shade.
  • **Topic 4: Pop Cultur

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What you'll learn

  • 1 (00:03) **Claudia's Chaotic Morning**
  • 2 (08:02) **Weekend Recap and NFL Super Bowl**
  • 3 (17:58) **Netflix Skyscraper Live Climb**
  • 4 (27:37) **Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Moms at Sundance**
  • 5 (34:06) **Pat McGrath Bankruptcy Filing**
  • 6 (38:29) **Katy Perry Music and Analogies**
  • 7 (46:56) **Carl Radke and Venita Porter Dating Rumors**

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Show Notes

1. ‘Skyscraper Live’: How Netflix Was Prepared In Case Things Went Wrong (Forbes) (17:58)

2. Future In-Laws Andrea Swift and Donna Kelce Bond at the Sundance Film Festival (PEOPLE) (27:38)

3. Pat McGrath Labs Files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy, Auction Canceled (WWD) (34:03)

4. ‘Summer House’ Star Gives Major Update Amid Budding Bravo Crossover Romance (Entertainment Now) (46:57)

5. Alan Cumming On Hosting The Psychological Thrill Ride of “The Traitors” (Awards Radar) (46:57)


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