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5 min readBryan Kohberger's Nothingburger
The handwriting alone told the story. When Bryan Kohberger filed his handwritten habeas corpus petition from prison, the penmanship was so erratic—cramped, uneven, shifting fonts mid-word, his own name looking like "Conberger"—that the prosecutors couldn't stop laughing. "It looks like it was written by a drunk drunk child," Alice said. Brett, who has read hundreds of such petitions from prisoners with no legal training, noted that even those were "more coherent and better argued" than what Kohberger—a former PhD student in criminology—managed to produce. The motion was filed 364 days after his guilty plea, exactly one day before the one-year deadline. It was timely. It was also, according to both prosecutors, legally hopeless.
The Three Arguments, None of Them Good
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What you'll learn
- 1 (01:15) **Introduction to the Episode** - Hosts Alice and Brett introduce the topic: Bryan Kohberger's post-conviction habeas motion.
- 2 (02:52) **Mocking Kohberger's Handwriting** - The hosts spend significant time ridiculing the physical appearance of Kohberger's handwritten motion.
- 3 (05:28) **Legal Context: Habeas vs. Appeal** - Brett explains the legal distinction between a direct appeal and a post-conviction habeas motion.
- 4 (10:43) **Kohberger's Three Arguments: Overview** - The hosts outline the three specific arguments Kohberger makes in his motion.
- 5 (11:29) **Argument 1: The "Unknown Hair"** - The hosts dissect Kohberger's first and strongest argument regarding withheld evidence.
- 6 (16:07) **The "Prejudice Prong" and the Guilty Plea Colloquy** - The hosts detail why the legal standard for overturning a plea is nearly insurmountable.
- 7 (20:26) **A Real-World Example of the High Bar** - Brett shares a case from his own experience to illustrate how difficult it is to get out of a guilty plea.
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Show Notes
Poor Bryan Kohberger doesn't like prison. Is that enough to get him out? We discuss one of the most meritless filings you'll ever see.
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