The Broski Report with Brittany Broski
The Broski Report with Brittany Broski

Why I’m Obsessed With The Macabre

April 17, 2026

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Brittany Broski visited the Paris Catacombs expecting a tourist attraction and left with a full-blown existential crisis. The bones are not behind glass. Femurs and skulls are stacked like lumber, arranged into hearts and crosses, and visitors—including small children—can walk right up to them. “It’s easy at the end to be like, well that was creepy. All right, let’s go get a croissant,” she says. But for her, the experience was anything but easy. Standing 66 feet below the streets of Paris, surrounded by the unidentified remains of people who died before America was a country, she found herself face to face with the one question she can’t shake: what does it mean that this is all we get?

The catacombs as a confrontation with mortality

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What you'll learn

  • 1 (01:26) **Welcome to the Macabre Oddities Department** - Brittany introduces the episode’s macabre theme, her new Victorian-inspired set, and her lifelong fascination with death and the morbid.
  • 2 (02:56) **Descending Into the Paris Catacombs** - Brittany recounts her long-awaited visit to the catacombs, describing the descent and the eerie atmosphere.
  • 3 (04:56) **The Grisly History of the Catacombs** - She explains how 1780s Paris, plagued by disease and overflowing mass graves, led to the mass exhumation and relocation of millions of bones underground.
  • 4 (07:05) **Face to Face With Anonymous Death** - Brittany describes the visceral experience of walking past stacked human femurs and skulls, arranged like lumber, with no barriers.
  • 5 (08:36) **A Temple of the Dead, Silent and Overwhelming** - She describes the profound existential feeling of being 66 feet underground in absolute silence, surrounded by the remains of millions.
  • 6 (11:09) **An Existential Crisis Among Ancient Bones** - Brittany describes her mental spiral, realizing the bones are older than the United States and questioning the value of youth and a notable death.
  • 7 (14:36) **The Lamp Dream Creepypasta** - Brittany pivots to a viral internet horror story that has been traumatizing TikTok, reading the full "Lamp Dream" creepypasta aloud.

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Show Notes

This week on The Broski Report, take a trip down a very gloomy memory lane with some Broski Nation highlights in the macabre including the Paris Catacombes, a Texan Ghost Story, and more.

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