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5 min readWE ARE SO BACK
Brittany Broski opens her return episode with a medical update: a booger in her nasal cavity has crystallized into "bone material" and become part of her skeletal makeup. She picks at it every morning, and it takes out "a little bit of my brain" along with a nose hair. She's hoping to mail a sample somewhere, like a stool sample. This sets the tone for an episode that is less an interview and more a sprawling, unscripted return to form—a monologue covering everything from minion skin texture to her recent trip to the House of the Dragon set, from aging and menopause to her new craft hobby making shrinky-dink keychains.
The Westerosi Correspondent and the Dark Sister Incident
The most substantial thread of the episode is Broski's recounting of her secret mission for HBO. In September 2025, she got a call asking if she wanted to not only co-host the red carpet for House of the Dragon season three but also serve as an official "Westerosi correspondent"—visiting the set, interviewing the cast, and walking through Flea Bottom. She describes the experience as "out-of-body," walking through Harrenhal, the Sept, King's Landing, and Dragonstone. "If a show like this is done well, you don't even think about, 'Oh, that's a set.' It's just like, that's real."
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- 1 The Broski Report with Brittany Broski — WE ARE SO BACK
- 2 Timestamped Outline
- 3 (00:54) **Brittany Is Back & The Bone Booger Update** - Brittany returns from her May break with a revamped show, new intro, and a bizarre medical confession about a crystallized booger that has become part of her skeletal structure
- 4 (04:23) **Quicksand, Gelatin, and a Survival Plan** - A tangent about childhood fears that never materialized (quicksand, Bermuda Triangle) leads to Brittany explaining her detailed battle plan for escaping if she were ever encased in gelatin
- 5 (06:55) **The Butter Squish & Minion Skin Texture Debate** - Brittany introduces her favorite squishy toy (a butter-shaped stress ball) and dives deep into a Reddit thread debating the texture of minion skin
- 6 (16:14) **HBO's House of the Dragon: The Westerosi Correspondent Dream** - Brittany reveals she secretly worked with HBO as an official "Westerosi correspondent" for House of the Dragon season three, visiting the sets and interviewing the cast
- 7 (22:07) **The Dark Sister / Blackfyre Sword Blunder** - Brittany recounts being handed a sword on set and confidently calling it "Dark Sister" when it was actually Blackfyre, leading to fan mockery in the comments
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Show Notes
This week on The Broski Report, Supreme Leader Brittany Broski makes her GRAND return and updates the nation on what she’s been up to during the break!
SHOUT OUT to Khallil Stewart for creating the new intro and outro music!!! AND to Warren Phan for the amazing voiceover. Y’all are goated!
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