The NBA Mega-Redraftables (2012 & 2013 Combined!) With J. Kyle Mann and Joe House, Plus Portland vs. “El Cheapo” for the Blazers With Justin Verrier
August 2, 2026
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5 min read"Two of the three worst drafts of the 21st century back to back," Bill Simmons says of the 2012 and 2013 NBA drafts. Combined, they produced only six All-NBA selections, three players who made Simmons's personal top-100 pyramid, and nine total champions—four of whom were role players like Kentavious Caldwell-Pope and Jae Crowder. To make the exercise interesting, Simmons, J. Kyle Mann, and Joe House conduct a "mega-redraft," picking eight-man rosters from the combined pool, prioritizing team fit over a straight best-available ranking.
Why These Drafts Were So Bad
The conversation opens with a postmortem on why both classes flopped. Mann jokes that "the wrong people were having sex 19 years prior," but the analysis goes deeper. The 2012 draft had Anthony Davis first overall, then a wasteland: Thomas Robinson, Dion Waiters, Austin Rivers, and Fab Melo. The 2013 draft was even worse—Anthony Bennett went first overall, a pick Simmons calls "stupefying" because Cleveland already had Tristan Thompson at the same position. "They were going to play him at small forward," Simmons recalls. "He had been in college for a year. It was nuts."
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What you'll learn
- 1 (00:00) **Episode Introduction and Housekeeping** - Bill Simmons opens with podcast housekeeping, including upcoming Rewatchables episodes (Karate Kid 2, Speed redo), before setting up the show's main segments: a combined 2012 & 2013 NBA Mega-Redraftables with J. Kyle Mann and Joe House, followed by a Portland Trailblazers mailbag with Justin Verrier.
- 2 (01:25) **Why Combine The 2012 & 2013 Drafts?** - The panel explains the rationale for merging these two notoriously weak drafts into a single "mega-draft" of 24 players.
- 3 (03:04) **Setting Up the Mega-Draft Rules** - The trio explains the competitive format for their combined redraft, where they will each select eight players to build the best possible team.
- 4 (04:04) **Pick 1: Giannis Antetokounmpo** - Bill Simmons selects Giannis Antetokounmpo with the first overall pick, celebrating his remarkable rise from a mid-first-round pick to a two-time MVP and Finals MVP.
- 5 (07:46) **Pick 2: Anthony Davis** - Joe House selects Anthony Davis with the second pick, acknowledging his incredible pedigree as a can't-miss prospect but noting his career has been "mildly disappointing" relative to his top-25 all-time potential.
- 6 (10:28) **Pick 3: Damian Lillard** - J. Kyle Mann takes Damian Lillard, calling him a top-75 all-time player whose elite dribble-shooting changed pick-and-roll coverages and who has a resume full of iconic playoff moments.
- 7 (12:24) **Pick 4: Draymond Green** - J. Kyle Mann uses his second consecutive pick (4th overall) to select Draymond Green, praising his elite basketball IQ, defensive versatility, and role as the engine of a dynasty.
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Show Notes
The Ringer’s Bill Simmons is joined by J. Kyle Mann and Joe House to have a mega redraft of the 2012 and 2013 NBA draft classes. Then, Justin Verrier joins the pod to break down the standoff between Trailblazers owner Tom Dundon and the city of Portland.
(0:00) Intro
(2:36) NBA 2012 & 2013 Mega redraft
(01:33:52) Trailblazers vs. Portland
Host: Bill Simmons
Guests: J. Kyle Mann, Joe House, and Justin Verrier
Producers: Chia Hao Tat and Eduardo Ocampo
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