The Cowboys' Von Miller gamble, the Colts' Anthony Richardson stalemate, and the Dodgers' Kyle Tucker disaster

The Dallas Cowboys signed 37-year-old pass rusher Von Miller to a one-year deal on Sunday night, prompting Ben Maller to ask whether this counts as a "splash addition" in 2026—or something much less impressive. That question set the tone for a show that also examined the Indianapolis Colts' apparent reluctance to trade Anthony Richardson, the Dodgers' mounting frustration with Kyle Tucker, the Yankees' decision to walk away from Jazz Chisholm, and a tribute to the late Tommy John.

Von Miller to Dallas: vintage label, lukewarm water inside

Maller was unsparing in his assessment. Miller is a future Hall of Famer, a Super Bowl hero, and a top-10 SEC player all-time. "Check, check, check," Maller said. "But unfortunately for Von Miller and the Cowboys, we live in 2026. We do not live in 2015 or 2014 or something like that."

The Cowboys are not paying superstar money—it's a one-year deal, and Jerry Jones can find the cash in the sofa cushions of his mega-yacht. But Maller argued the hype is detached from reality. Miller is entering Year 15 at age 37, a part-time situational pass rusher at best. "You're buying the vintage label," Maller said. "It's not actually vintage wine. It's just lukewarm water in the bottle."