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September 7, 2026

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The Big Ten Bailout and College Football's Week of Absurdity

The Michigan Wolverines were supposed to blow out Western Michigan—a 27.5-point favorite playing a paycheck game at home. Instead, they played 60 minutes of terrible football, the clock hit 0:00, Western Michigan players celebrated what should have been the biggest win in program history, and then the Big Ten replay booth in Chicago simply found another second. "It's like Mario Kart officiating," Ben Maller says. "Hit the question box and they got an extra life."

The Manufactured Second

The central controversy is straightforward: the stadium clock at Michigan Stadium showed zero, the television broadcast clock showed zero, and Western Michigan's players began celebrating what they believed was a 13-12 victory. Then the Big Ten replay center intervened, ruling that Western Michigan's Micah Davis had touched the ball with one second remaining—a determination that required adding a full second to the game clock after it had already expired.

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What you'll learn

  • 1 (03:48) **Michigan's Hail Mary Escape vs. Western Michigan** - Ben sets up the story of a near-upset that was "supposed to be Blowout City."
  • 2 (10:56) **The "Extra Second" as a Manufactured Conspiracy** - Ben expands on how the clock manipulation fuels cynicism in college football.
  • 3 (13:19) **New Coach Kyle Whittingham's Hollow Victory** - Ben analyzes the postgame reaction from Michigan's new head coach.
  • 4 (18:41) **Kirk Herbstreit's "Peter Fan Club" Merch Store** - Ben pivots to a secondary rant about college football's culture of excess.
  • 5 (27:19) **LSU Crushes Clemson; Dabo Sweeney in Crisis** - Ben covers the blowout of Clemson and its implications for the Tigers' head coach.
  • 6 (30:09) **Lane Kiffin: College Football's Professional Heel** - Ben examines whether Kiffin seeks controversy or it simply follows him.
  • 7 (38:42) **Jaden Daniels Booed at LSU Over Jersey Number** - Ben wraps up with the fallout from an NFL quarterback's legal dispute with his alma mater.

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Show Notes

Big Ben talks about Michigan getting an extra play in order to defeat Western Michigan, LSU winning over the weekend and Lane Kiffin embracing the villain role, Maller to the Third Degree, Insta-Advice Line, and more!

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