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5 min readThe Adventure Zone Versus Hercules: Live in Austin!
The episode opens with a deceptively simple premise: three mismatched characters—Winnie the Pooh (a druid), Brother Philo (a wooden puppet who is the interim Turbo Cardinal of England), and Lady Elizabeth Goldwyn (a society lady's head on a barbarian's body)—are enjoying a beach vacation in Morocco when they stumble into a garden with a golden apple tree guarded by a dragon named Laden. The dragon offers them apples from Hera's garden, and despite their suspicion, they eat them. Almost immediately, Hercules arrives with an army, kills the dragon, and discovers the apples are gone. His twelfth labor was to retrieve those apples, and now he needs a new plan.
The Underworld Journey
Hercules challenges the trio to a race: whoever completes his final labor first wins. The labor involves traveling through the underworld to capture Cerberus, the three-headed hound. Hercules vanishes, and the party finds themselves on the shore of the River Styx, where they encounter Karen, the ferryman—a skeleton who wants to see their manager. He demands one squished penny per passenger for passage, which the party reluctantly provides from their collection of commemorative pennies.
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What you'll learn
- 1 (00:00) **Opening Myth & Nepotism** - Griffin narrates the creation myth of Hercules, culminating in a gift of nepotism.
- 2 (01:51) **Character Intros & Beach Day** - The players introduce their public domain characters and describe their beach vacation in Morocco.
- 3 (03:48) **The Garden of Hesperides & Laden the Dragon** - The party finds a garden with a golden apple tree guarded by a dragon named Laden.
- 4 (13:29) **Hercules Arrives** - An army of Greek soldiers kills Laden, and Hercules arrives to claim the apples for his labor.
- 5 (21:38) **The Underworld & Karen the Ferryman** - The party is transported to the Underworld and meets the ferryman of the River Styx, named Karen.
- 6 (28:03) **Temptations in the River Styx** - Spirits in the river attempt to lure the party members into the water.
- 7 (31:19) **Rescuing Lady Godwin** - The party works together to save Lady Godwin from being pulled into the river.
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Show Notes
Who puts the glad in gladiator? Phileaux, Godwin, and Winnie-the-Pooh, obviously. The Dracula-slaying trio are tasked by the privileged son of Zeus to slay the beast of the underworld: Cerberus. But faced with golden apples, monsters, and way more rivers than we have time for, will they have enough stretched pennies to make it in time?
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