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5 min read“If you have a birthmark that looks like a bullet hole in your back, that means you were shot in the back in a past life.” That’s one of the more colorful explanations humans have cooked up for a phenomenon that remains surprisingly mysterious. In this episode of Stuff You Should Know, Josh Clark and Chuck Bryant wade into the world of birthmarks—what they are, what they aren’t, and why we still don’t fully understand where most of them come from.
The Two Big Categories: Vascular and Pigmented
Birthmarks are broadly divided into two families. Vascular birthmarks are reddish or purplish because they stem from clusters of overdeveloped blood vessels near the skin’s surface. Pigmented birthmarks are brown, blue, or black, caused by an aggregation of melanin—the same pigment that gives skin its color. The hosts are careful to note that, technically, a true birthmark must be present at birth, though some common types (like strawberry hemangiomas) often appear a few weeks later and still get lumped into the category.
Vascular Birthmarks: Angel Kisses, Stork Bites, and Port Wine Stains
The most common vascular birthmarks are macular stains—flat, pinkish patches often called “angel kisses” (on the forehead) or “stork bites” (on the back of the neck). These usually fade by age two or three and require no treatment.
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What you'll learn
- 1 (00:00) **Episode Intro & Host Banter** - Josh and Chuck introduce the episode, discuss skin tags, warts, and freckles, and set up the topic of birthmarks.
- 2 (10:12) **Two Main Categories of Birthmarks** - The hosts outline the broad division: vascular (reddish, blood vessel-related) and pigmented (melanin-related).
- 3 (11:42) **Vascular Birthmarks: Macular Stains (Angel Kisses & Stork Bites)** - Flat, red marks that often fade by age 2-3, commonly found on the face or back of the neck.
- 4 (13:18) **Vascular Birthmarks: Port Wine Stains** - Purplish-red marks that are permanent and may darken or become lumpy with age.
- 5 (15:54) **Vascular Birthmarks: Hemangiomas (Strawberry Marks)** - Raised, reddish marks that often appear 4-6 weeks after birth and usually disappear by age 10.
- 6 (20:21) **Mid-Episode Break** - Advertisements for SkyTop Protein Soda and Airtasker.
- 7 (22:21) **Pigmented Birthmarks: Café au Lait Spots** - Light brown, flat spots that can appear anywhere on the body and are generally harmless.
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Show Notes
It’s a pretty safe assumption that people have been born with birthmarks since humanity began, and between then and now we’ve come up with some wacky, even dangerous, explanations for them – even a few that survive still today. Learn all about them in this classic episode.
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