1021. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Assassination Attempt Charges, Food Stamp Recipients Driving Lambos & JPMorgan Executive Sexually Abused

May 1, 2026

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Three Headlines That Expose a Broken System

The White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting suspect's lawyer argued his client should walk free because he only had a pump-action shotgun — not an automatic weapon. That argument failed, but it captured something about the current moment: the gap between what the system says and what people actually see keeps widening, and trust is eroding across every institution.

The Third Assassination Attempt and the Trust Crisis

Cole Allen, the 31-year-old Caltech graduate charged with attempting to assassinate President Trump at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, had his defense team initially argue he wasn't prepared for a mass shooting because his Mossberg Maverick shotgun was pump-action rather than semi-automatic. Prosecutors released a selfie showing Allen armed with the shotgun, a .38 Super caliber semi-automatic handgun, and multiple knives. The defense eventually conceded to detention.

Andy and DJ see this as the third attempt on Trump's life — following Butler and Mar-a-Lago — and they reject the hoax narrative circulating online. Andy's reasoning is straightforward: "You think they convinced this guy to run in, who's probably gonna spend the rest of his life in jail, and sacrifice the whole rest of his life because it was some sort of false flag? That doesn't even make sense."

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What you'll learn

1 (12:00) **White House Correspondents' Dinner Shooting & Trump Assassination Charges** - The hosts break down the third assassination attempt on Donald Trump, including the suspect's absurd legal defense and the debate over whether the incident was staged.
2 (35:20) **Trump's Approval & The Danger of Political Loyalty** - Andy critiques Trump supporters who blindly defend him, arguing that misplaced loyalty is hurting the country and will cost Republicans the midterms.
3 (42:04) **Food Stamp Recipients Driving Lamborghinis** - The hosts react with fury to a report that 14,000 luxury vehicles, including Lamborghinis, Ferraris, and Bentleys, were linked to SNAP recipients in a single state.
4 (53:35) **The Raided Daycare & The Need for Accountability** - The hosts discuss the delayed FBI raid on a Minnesota daycare, criticizing both Tim Walz and Kash Patel for trying to take credit while evidence was likely destroyed.
5 (56:37) **James Comey Indictment & The Need for a Clean Sweep** - The hosts note the indictment of James Comey but express frustration that accountability is selective and slow.
6 (62:17) **JP Morgan Executive Sexually Abused Junior Male Employee** - The hosts discuss the lawsuit against a female JP Morgan executive accused of drugging and sexually abusing a male subordinate, noting the internet's wild reaction.
7 (81:41) **He-Man Creator Roger Sweet Dies at 91** - The hosts pay tribute to the toy designer who created the iconic 1980s character, lamenting that Mattel only donated $5,000 to his GoFundMe.

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Show Notes

On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss shooting supspect Cole Allen making an absurd argument for why he should walk free despite the Trump assassination attempt charges, food stamp recipients driving Lambos, and the JPMorgan Executive who allegedly drugged junior male employees.