Pretty, Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro
Pretty, Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro

Do You Remember Saying This?

August 27, 2026

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Do You Remember Saying This?

Louie and Yoatzi Castro are sick of each other. Not in a real way — in the way siblings get when one keeps stealing points in a game. The game is simple: producer Crystal dug up old quotes from previous episodes of Pretty, Not Smart, and the siblings have to guess who said each one. What unfolds over the hour is less a competition and more a meandering tour through their shared memory — high school mornings, family sayings, homophobic slurs in Carmel, the time Marlene ate shit in a Miami bathroom, and the strange psychology of online haters.

The Game and What It Reveals

The quotes come from guests — Andrea, Marlene, Karen, Benji, their parents — and from the hosts themselves. Some are easy. "I'ma hold your hand when I say this: you're gay" is unmistakably Andrea. "We always found a way somehow to be just nasty ass little kids" is Eddie, talking about teenage hookups in the neighborhood. Others require context. "This one's really big. Really?" was Louie, behind the camera, describing something in a voice so childlike the whole room made fun of him.

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What you'll learn

  • 1 (01:29) **Welcome & Catching Up** - Louie and Yoatzi open the show, discussing Louie's nasally voice from being sick and how he always catches illnesses from their niece, Fern.
  • 2 (03:44) **Pretty Not Smart Moments: Listener Stories** - The hosts read submitted "pretty not smart" moments from listeners, sharing embarrassing or silly personal anecdotes.
  • 3 (05:04) **Introducing the Game: "Guess Who Said It"** - Crystal, their producer, has curated quotes from past episodes for a guessing game where Louie and Yoatzi must identify who said each quote.
  • 4 (07:08) **First Quotes: "Yastapo Papaya" & "I'm Gonna Hold Your Hand When I Say This"** - The first two quotes are guessed: Louie correctly identifies "Yastapo Papaya" as his own, and Yoatzi correctly identifies "I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this" as their guest Andrea's.
  • 5 (11:13) **Quote: "We Always Found a Way to Be Nasty Little Kids"** - Yoatzi correctly guesses this quote belongs to their guest Eddie, from an episode about growing up and being mischievous.
  • 6 (13:12) **Ad Read: SeatGeek** - Yoatzi transitions into a sponsored segment for SeatGeek, the ticketing app.
  • 7 (15:52) **Quote: "Puros Rockeros Que Vive El Rock" & Guest Wishlist** - Louie guesses this quote was from his mom, and Yoatzi confirms it. They then discuss the idea of bringing their parents back for solo episodes.

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Pretty, Not Smart with Louie and Yoatzi Castro