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Scott Hanson, NFL Week 1 Picks And Preview, Drake Maye's Terrible 4th Quarter, 49ers Beat The Timezones Plus Fyre Fest Of The Week

September 11, 2026

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Scott Hanson on NFL Week 1: Drake Maye's Disaster, 49ers Beat the Time Zones, and Full Picks

The Patriots' season opener in Seattle was supposed to be a statement. Instead, it became a nightmare. Drake Maye threw three fourth-quarter interceptions, including what the hosts call "maybe the worst throw of his career" — a pick inside the 20-yard line with less than a minute left, down by three. The stat barrage was relentless: Maye's last five games now show seven touchdowns against eleven turnovers (seven picks, four fumbles lost), with 24 sacks and a net 5.5 yards per attempt. PFT pointed out that the last five quarterbacks to throw three interceptions in a season opener include Matthew Stafford (2022), Joe Burrow (2022), and Josh Allen (2023) — none of whom won the Super Bowl or MVP that year. "It's a good group to be in," PFT said sarcastically, winning the "Stat of the Week" battle.

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  • 1 Timestamped Outline
  • 2 (00:05) **Show Open & Advertisements** - Opening ads for Prime Music, Stella Blue Coffee, and Kings Hawaiian sliders
  • 3 (03:17) **Football Is Back & Drake Maye's Disastrous Opener** - The hosts celebrate the return of real NFL games and Hank laments the Patriots' horrific Week 1 loss to the Seahawks
  • 4 (11:44) **Patriots Season Outlook & Hank's Existential Crisis** - The group debates whether Hank should overreact to Week 1 and discusses the Patriots' group bet status
  • 5 (26:39) **49ers Beat the Rams in Australia & Time Zone Controversy** - The 49ers dominate the Rams in Australia while Sean McVay's "fuck it" travel strategy backfires spectacularly
  • 6 (36:18) **Week 1 Picks & Preview Begins** - The show transitions into a full Week 1 preview with DraftKings and Reese's sponsorship
  • 7 (49:01) **Buccaneers at Bengals Preview** - Baker Mayfield got a secret extension but might be pissed off about how it was handled

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Show Notes

The 2026 NFL season is off and running and we recap Drake Maye's horrific 4th quarter on Wednesday Night as well as the Niners beating time zones and the Rams on Thursday night to kickoff the new league year (00:00:00-00:36:17). NFL Week 1 Picks and Preview of every game including the revenge of Robert Saleh, Jared Goff's first trip to the zoo, Tua, Commanders vs Eagles and more (00:36:17-02:19:15). Scott Hanson joins the show to get us pumped up for Week 1 and the return of red zone, and answer to a long standing question we asked him, how he winds down from all the football and more (02:19:15-02:48:44). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week.


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