NFL Week 5, Fastest 2 Minutes, Eagles Horrific Loss, The Worst Tie Ever, Bears Get Punk'd And A Seahawks/Niners Classic Plus Who's Back And MLB Playoffs
October 12, 2026
AI Summary
5 min readThe NFL delivered a week five defined by stunning late-game collapses, a historically absurd tie, and a few teams announcing themselves as legitimate contenders. The Eagles and Commanders each found catastrophic ways to lose games they had already won, the Bears got humiliated in Green Bay, and the 49ers made a statement as the league's best team. Meanwhile, Drake Maye finally looked like the franchise quarterback New England hoped for, and the Jets survived a rain-soaked mess to keep their season alive.
The Eagles Find a New Way to Lose
The early London game produced the most painful loss of the weekend for Philadelphia. The Eagles, playing without several offensive linemen, went into the fourth quarter as heavy underdogs and did everything right to take a late lead. Jalen Carter was a wrecking ball on defense, and the offense did enough to set up a Jake Elliott field goal with eight seconds left to go up by three. The Jaguars had no timeouts. The game was over.
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What you'll learn
- 1 (04:02) **Fastest 2 Minutes: Week 5 Recap** - The hosts launch into a rapid-fire, character-narrated summary of every NFL Week 5 game, setting the stage for the deep dives.
- 2 (13:58) **Eagles Heartbreak in London** - The crew breaks down the Jaguars' 19-17 win, focusing on Nick Sirianni's disastrous game management and Max's pain.
- 3 (31:29) **The Worst Tie Ever: Commanders vs. Giants** - PFT details the Commanders' 27-27 tie, a game they lost due to a catastrophic clock-management failure in overtime.
- 4 (53:51) **Bears Get Punk'd in Lambeau** - The panel discusses the Packers' 31-7 thumping of the Bears, a game that felt personal for Green Bay after last season's losses.
- 5 (68:14) **Patriots 45, Raiders 17: Drake Maye is Back** - Hank celebrates a laugher of a win where Drake Maye played a perfect game, throwing for multiple touchdowns and silencing critics.
- 6 (82:43) **Steelers 34, Colts 22: Aaron Rodgers Might Be Back** - The hosts review the Steelers' win, noting Aaron Rodgers' resurgence and a historic performance from Jalen Warren.
- 7 (88:46) **Jets 17, Browns 12: The Browns Browned** - Memes breaks down the Jets' win in a rain-soaked game, calling it a "historic win" for the organization.
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Show Notes
Fastest 2 Minutes and then we talk every game on Sunday (00:00:00-00:12:44) Jaguars 19, Eagles 17 (00:12:44-00:31:17) Giants 27, Commanders 27 (00:31:17-00:52:41) Packers 31, Bears 7 (00:52:41-01:06:59) Patriots 45, Raiders 17 (01:06:59-01:20:46) Steelers 34, Colts 22 (01:20:46-01:26:51) Jets 17, Browns 12 (01:26:51-01:40:03) Bengals 31, Dolphins 24 (01:40:03-01:43:18) Vikings 23, Saints 13 (01:43:18-01:46:37) Texans 26, Titans 3 (01:46:37-01:54:46) Broncos 23, Chargers 17 (01:54:46-01:58:56) Lions 45, Cardinals 21 (01:58:56-02:04:02) 49ers 32, Seahawks 29 (02:04:02-02:07:56) Ravens 30, Falcons 23 (02:07:56-02:19:04) We then talk playoff baseball and who's back of the week
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