NFL Week 3, Fastest 2 Minutes, Drake Maye Has The Yips, The Ravens Win In 7 Seconds, Witching Hour Madness Plus Who's Back Of The Week

September 28, 2026

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The show opens with a raw, unfiltered recap of Week 3 in the NFL, delivered in the signature rapid-fire style of the hosts. The episode is a chaotic tour through every game, dominated by the theme of "correction week" — teams expected to be good losing to teams expected to be bad, and a few surprising undefeated teams emerging. The hosts cover the full slate, from the Patriots' collapse to the Ravens' miracle win, before pivoting to their "Who's Back of the Week" segment and a preview of Monday Night Football.

The Patriots Are in Crisis, and Drake Maye Has the Yips

The most painful segment of the episode is reserved for the New England Patriots, who were blown out 35-6 by the Jacksonville Jaguars. The hosts are brutal but not without a twisted sort of empathy. The core problem is quarterback Drake Maye, who now has seven turnovers through three games — the most for a Patriots quarterback in that span since Drew Bledsoe. The stat line is ugly: nine fumbles and ten interceptions dating back to last postseason, a stretch of seven games that puts him in the same company as Jameis Winston’s infamous 30-30 season.

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What you'll learn

1 (00:48) **Fastest Two Minutes: Week 3 Blitz** - The hosts launch into a rapid-fire, stylized recap of every game, covering key plays and final scores in a fast-paced, narrative format.
2 (13:19) **Week 3 Overview: Surprises and Winless Teams** - The hosts discuss the broader landscape of the NFL after three weeks, highlighting three winless teams and the concept of "correction weeks."
3 (15:32) **Jaguars 35, Patriots 6: The Drake Maye Yips** - A deep dive into the Patriots' blowout loss, focusing on the continued struggles of quarterback Drake Maye and the team's offensive ineptitude.
4 (18:01) **Jaguars 35, Patriots 6: Jaguars' Dominance** - The segment pivots to the Jaguars' performance, highlighting their complete game and the emergence of Travis Hunter as a cornerback.
5 (19:55) **Steelers 30, Bengals 27: Steelers Comeback** - The hosts analyze the Steelers' win, focusing on the team's offensive resurgence and Aaron Rodgers's accountability.
6 (46:32) **Bills 24, Chargers 16: Chargers Gonna Charger** - The hosts break down a sloppy Bills win over the Chargers, focusing on the Chargers' inability to capitalize on Buffalo's turnovers.
7 (56:27) **Commanders 33, Seahawks 31: Mariota Magic** - The hosts discuss the Commanders' upset win over the Seahawks, with Marcus Mariota leading the team and snapping Seattle's 12-game winning streak.

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Show Notes

NFL Week 3 and we start with fastest 2 minutes. We then get to every game Sunday (00:00:00-00:14:48) Jaguars 35, Patriots 6 (00:14:48-00:38:16) Steelers 30, Bengals 27 (00:38:16-00:45:52) Bills 24, Chargers 16 (00:45:52-00:55:43) Commanders 33, Seahawks 31 (00:55:43-01:10:46) Browns 21, Panthers 18 (01:10:46-01:20:57) Lions 31, Jets 24 (01:20:57-01:30:09 Colts 19, Texans 17 (01:30:09-01:40:22) Chiefs 24, Dolphins 10 (01:40:22-01:46:31) Giants 12, Titans 7 (01:46:31-01:56:04) 49ers 36, Cardinals 30 (01:56:04-02:01:19) Vikings 23, Bucs 16 (02:01:19-02:11:30) Raiders 35, Saints 27 (02:11:30-02:20:42) Ravens 34, Cowboys 31 (02:20:42-02:29:10) SNF thriller Broncos 30, Rams 26 (02:29:10-02:40:01) and then we finish with who's back of the week.

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