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NFL Week 1, Fastest 2 Minutes, Bills/Texans Thriller, Bears Drop A 50 Burger, Eagles vs Commanders Plus Who's Back Of The Week

September 14, 2026

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The NFL season kicked off with a 12-hour barrage of football that produced the highest average scoring for a Week 1 since 1962. The day featured an overtime thriller, a 50-burger dropped by a team that hadn't scored two first-quarter touchdowns since 1988, and a handful of statements from teams looking to shed their recent identities. The dominant theme was offensive explosion, but the mechanisms varied wildly—from a new head coach unleashing his quarterback to a defense that simply outscored its own offense.

Josh Allen and Joe Brady Unleash the Deep Ball

The best game of the early slate was a potential AFC Championship preview between the Bills and Texans. Buffalo won 36-31 in Houston, a place they hadn't won since 2006. The story was the Bills' new-look offense under head coach Joe Brady. Josh Allen was given the green light to take shot after shot downfield, a stark departure from the methodical, establish-the-run approach of previous years. Allen had 11 completions over 10 air yards, tied for the most in his career, and was 6-for-7 on those throws for 149 yards and a touchdown in the first half alone. He finished with two passing and two rushing touchdowns, marking his ninth career game with at least two of each—five more than Steve Young, who is second all-time.

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  • 1 NFL Week 1 Fastest 2 Minutes + Full Recap
  • 2 (00:44) **Show Opens: Football is Back** - The crew kicks off the first NFL recap of the season, previewing a packed week one slate including Bills/Texans, Bears 59-point explosion, and Eagles/Commanders.
  • 3 (03:12) **Fastest 2 Minutes: Week 1 Recap** - A rapid-fire, poetic rundown of every game from the early slate, delivered in the show's signature style.
  • 4 (14:11) **Week 1 Observations & Red Zone Drama** - The crew discusses the overwhelming amount of football on Sunday and notes that week one is on pace to be the highest-scoring since 1962.
  • 5 (15:40) **Deep Dive: Bills 36, Texans 31** - This felt like a playoff game and a potential AFC Championship preview.
  • 6 (26:22) **Deep Dive: Lions 31, Saints 30 (OT)** - A bizarre game that started terribly but turned into a shootout.
  • 7 (39:08) **Deep Dive: Bengals 33, Bucs 27** - A game defined by turnovers and a resurgent Bengals defense.

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Show Notes

Football is back and we start with Fastest 2 minutes and then recap every game from Sunday. (00:00:00-00:12:59) Bills 36, Texans 31 (00:12:59-00:25:39) Lions 31, Saints 30 (00:25:39-00:38:24) Bengals 33, Bucs 27 (00:38:24-00:43:51) Ravens 41, Colts 23 (00:43:51-00:54:38) Bears 49, Panthers 37 (00:54:38-01:05:08) Steelers 20, Falcons 13 (01:05:08-01:18:02) Jets 23, Titans 10 (01:18:02-01:34:23) Jaguars 34, Browns 10 (01:34:23-01:47:42) Raiders 27, Dolphins 13 (01:47:42-01:57:42) Vikings 39, Packers 22 (01:57:42-02:09:19) Cardinals 26, Chargers 14 (02:09:19-02:22:45) Eagles 24, Commanders 22 (02:22:45-02:39:38) Giants 28, Cowboys 20 (02:39:38-02:43:05) We then finish with who's back of the week.


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