CFB Mega Preview With Tom Fornelli & Brandon Walker, Mt Rushmore Of Household Items You Can Use As A Weapon + Guys On Chicks
September 2, 2026
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5 min readThe reigning Pardon My Take college football expert, Tom Fornelli, walked into the studio with a ring on his finger, a massive trophy at his side, and a $1,000 cash prize in his pocket. Last year he beat Brandon Walker in the annual expert competition. This year, the show commemorated his victory with a cake, a ribbon-cutting ceremony, and a formal letter of appointment. Brandon Walker, the loser, sat across from him. The entire dynamic of the episode — the college football mega preview, the picks, the trash talk — was framed by that hierarchy. Fornelli picked first. Fornelli got the confetti. Fornelli had the floor.
The SEC and the Texas Question
The central debate in the SEC conversation was whether Georgia and Texas are clearly the top two teams. Fornelli argued that Georgia is being underrated, calling them an "old school Alabama bully ball type team" with a defense returning to standard and a quarterback (Gunner Stockton) who is "consistently excellent" and underappreciated. He pushed back on Texas being the clear number two, citing "whispers around the program" and a brutal schedule that includes Ohio State early and a gauntlet late. "If they were to lose to Ohio State early," Fornelli said, "the schedule's so brutal late that they could fall apart."
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What you'll learn
- 1 (00:05) **Show Open & Housekeeping** - Intro, ad reads for DraftKings, Reese's, and surviving Barstool promotions.
- 2 (02:46) **Week One Vibes & De'Von Achane Talk** - The crew discusses the calm before the football storm and the De'Von Achane holdout saga.
- 3 (05:59) **LSU's Rebellion & Fantasy Draft Panic** - A deep dive into LSU's potential to bring back NFL camp players and the guys' fantasy football anxieties.
- 4 (11:43) **Week One College Football Picks** - The hosts make their first bets for the upcoming week one slate.
- 5 (13:10) **Max's Twitter & Alfredo Gate** - A comedic interlude where the hosts prank producer Max by tweeting from his account.
- 6 (18:51) **Trust Tree: NFL Anxiety** - The guys share their pre-season fears and dark thoughts about their respective NFL teams.
- 7 (23:14) **Hot Seat Cool Throne** - A rapid-fire segment covering golf, self-love, and bizarre sports injuries.
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Show Notes
We’re on the eve of real football and we’re ready. The Angels are being sold. Week 1 CFB picks and more (00:00:00-00:23:22). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Barstool hiring a PFT opp, Zac’s future date, the Cubs roller coaster and more (00:23:22-00:59:21). Mt Rushmore of household items you could use as a weapon (00:59:21-01:14:36). Brandon Walker and Tom Fornelli join the show to preview the 2026 CFB season. We crown Tom our CFB expert, who’s going to sneak into the playoffs, Heisman picks and the playoff draft (01:14:36-02:37:42). We finish with guys on chicks.
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