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Hyaenidology (HYENAS) with Christine Wilkinson

August 5, 2026

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Hyenas: Bone Crushers, Matrilineal Societies, and the Worst PR in the Animal Kingdom

Dr. Christine Wilkinson, a carnivore ecologist and assistant curator of community science at the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County, has spent years studying an animal most people think they understand but largely don't. Hyenas are not dogs. They are feliforms—more closely related to cats than to canines, and even more closely to mongooses. There are four living species: spotted, striped, brown, and the aardwolf, each in its own genus. The spotted hyena (Crocuta crocuta) is the one most people know, and also the one most people have wrong.

What Hyenas Actually Are

The four species split into two lineages. The aardwolf (Proteles cristata) is the oddball—a small, spindly insectivore that eats up to 300,000 termites a night using a sticky, bump-covered tongue. It has nubby teeth, can't crush bone, and weighs about as much as a medium dog. The other three are "bone crushers"—a real scientific term. Their jaws generate enormous bite force (around 1,100 PSI for spotted hyenas, the highest of any terrestrial mammal), allowing them to digest everything including bone. Their stomachs are so acidic and their immune systems so robust that they are one of the few species known to be a natural endpoint for rabies.

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What you'll learn

  • 1 (00:00) **Introduction & Guest Welcome** - Alie Ward introduces Dr. Christine Wilkinson, a carnivore ecologist and hyena specialist.
  • 2 (03:44) **What is a Hyena?** - Dr. Wilkinson explains the basic taxonomy and physical traits of hyenas.
  • 3 (09:27) **Human-Hyena Conflict & The Lion King** - The historical and cultural persecution of hyenas, fueled by myths and media.
  • 4 (11:18) **The Aardwolf: The Wild Card** - A detailed look at the smallest and most unique hyena species.
  • 5 (14:52) **Hyena Sizes, Fur, and Field Research** - Physical comparisons and how scientists study these animals in the wild.
  • 6 (20:20) **Dr. Wilkinson's Field Work** - A firsthand account of studying hyenas in Kenya.
  • 7 (26:28) **How to Become a Hyenadologist** - Dr. Wilkinson's personal journey from urban NYC kid to hyena expert.

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Show Notes

Giggles. Pseudopenises. Matriarchies? Media slander. Hyaenidologist Dr. Christine Wilkinson delivers stories about the nature of matrilinearity, hot Lion King gossip, bristle backs, tiny heads, big teeth, animation errors, human-hyena interactions, tongue bumps, termite poisons, lawsuits, and why these animals have been robbed of respect and denied the devotion the so deserve. Ready yourself for stories from this delightful carnivore ecologist, hyena researcher, PBS science communicator, National Geographic Explorer, and curator at the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County. And raise a glass to your new favorite undercats. 

Visit Dr. Wilkinson’s website and follow them on Instagram, Bluesky, and TikTok

A donation went to Black Mammologists Week and El Elna Elak

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