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5 min readAlie Ward recounts her first colonoscopy in a field trip-style episode, motivated by her father's death from colon cancer and the statistic that one in 16 Americans will develop it. She details the prep, procedure, and results—including the removal of a precancerous polyp—while gathering tips from strangers and emphasizing that embarrassment fades when owned openly.
Screening Basics and Who Needs It
Colonoscopies detect and remove precancerous polyps in the six-foot-long colon, preventing cancer that ranks as a top killer. Doctors recommend starting at age 45, or earlier for those with family history, IBS, colitis, or celiac disease. Ward delayed hers a year while caring for her dying father, whose chemo possibly triggered his colon cancer. Prep ensures a clear view; poor cleaning can obscure lesions, mimicking blood (hence avoiding red/purple dyes). Success shows in stools clearing to "read-a-newspaper-through" transparency, a guideline possibly from pasta-making analogies.
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What you'll learn
- 1 **[00:45] Episode Intro & Personal Motivation**
- 2 **[04:32] Unboxing Prep Kit & Instructions**
- 3 **[08:09] Diet Guidelines for Clean Prep**
- 4 **[14:18] Bar Interviews: Real Prep Advice**
- 5 **[20:38] Butt Sex PSA & Cleaning Tips**
- 6 **[32:22] Shopping, Naming Borg, & Taste Test**
- 7 **[35:37] Actual Prep Experience**
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Show Notes
Come check out my butt with me (again)! 1 in 16 people in the U.S. will have colon cancer, and 0 in 16 want to talk about getting a camera up your guts to check things out. I am one of them, but after losing loved ones to colon cancer – and staring down the barrel of my first-ever colonoscope — I recorded tips, tricks, taste tests, foggy drug hazes, bar room advice, and finally my surprising results. It may save a life. Possibly yours.
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Other episodes you may enjoy: Coloproctology (COLON CANCER + BUTT FUN), Gluteology (BUTTS), Scatology (POOP), Radiology (X-RAY VISION), FIELD TRIP: Alie’s Mystery Surgery, Venereology (SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED INFECTIONS), Urology (CROTCH PARTS), Gynecology (NETHER HEALTH), Phallology (PENISES), Sexology (SEX), Microbiology (GUT BIOME), Nephrology (KIDNEYS), Surgical Oncology (BREAST CANCER)
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