OBITCH faking it! again!

What you'll learn

• 1 (01:47) **Welcome & Nicole Kidman as a Death Doula** - Spencer and Madison open the show with their rendition of Nicole Kidman’s AMC monologue, then share breaking news that Kidman is training to become a death doula.
• 2 (08:08) **Baby Jessica Arrested for Domestic Assault** - The hosts discuss the arrest of Jessica McClure Morales, known as “Baby Jessica,” nearly 40 years after her famous rescue from a well.
• 3 (10:49) **Office Supplies, Disney Studios, & Nostalgic Smoking** - A lighthearted segment where the hosts bond over analog work habits and share anecdotes about Walt Disney’s preserved office.
• 4 (15:42) **Am I the Asshole? – Brother’s Funeral Wishes** - Spencer reads a Reddit-style story about a man who honored his deceased brother’s wish to exclude his estranged wife from the funeral.
• 5 (18:49) **Am I the Jerk? – Grandfather Asking for Life Insurance Money** - Madison reads a story about a listener whose grandfather keeps demanding his dead son’s life insurance payout to fund an international scam.
• 6 (21:58) **Listener Story: Four Caskets in One Plot** - A listener shares a wild family tale about a great-aunt whose husband buried three subsequent wives on top of her in the same cemetery plot.
• 7 (24:06) **Side Bitch: Alan Abel Fakes His Own Death** - Madison presents the first “side bitch” obituary: satirist Alan Abel, who faked his death in 1980 to gain publicity.

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