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August 6, 2026
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I'm an astronaut on the International Space Station and I'm going to pick I'm riding this in case somebody somehow might find it and know what happened. I don't think anyone's left alive to read it. Maybe some alien race will happen by and see this floating hulk of a derelict planet and wonder what happened. In any case, I might as well get started and hope to finish before I run out of food and air I've been on the station for ninety six days. My name is Noah, and like the famous Bible character, I also watched as the planet was ravaged by disaster. Where his was a flood, and mine was many magnitudes worse.
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What you'll learn
- 1 (00:00) **Episode Introduction & Advertisements** - McDonald's and Toyota ads play before the story begins.
- 2 (00:49) **The Astronaut's Final Message** - Noah, an astronaut on the ISS, begins recording a log, believing he is the last human alive.
- 3 (01:52) **The Solar Eclipse Begins** - The crew prepares to monitor a solar eclipse crossing North America, which starts as a beautiful and exciting event.
- 4 (04:01) **Emergency: The Solar Flare** - Mission control orders the crew to use the Earth as a shield against the massive solar flare.
- 5 (10:55) **Ad Break** - A public service announcement from the New York State Department of Transportation and a McDonald's ad.
- 6 (11:31) **A Darkened Earth** - Returning to the command module, Noah notices the Earth looks unusually dark, leading the crew to realize the solar flare has wiped out all electronics on the planet.
- 7 (14:53) **Day 90: Silence and Despair** - Days pass with no communication from Earth. The crew is on constant watch for space debris, and Noah grieves for his family.
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Show Notes
What is happening? Written by: Michael Kelso
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