Mr. Creeps: Scary Stories & Creepypastas
Mr. Creeps: Scary Stories & Creepypastas

I Catalog Objects That Shouldn't Exist

August 31, 2026

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The Man Who Cataloged Objects That Shouldn't Exist

Dr. Steve Whitaker was one of the most respected archaeologists in the world—a senior curator at the British Museum with a doctorate from Oxford. That was the public story. The truth: over four years, he embezzled millions through fraudulent excavation contracts and quietly removed artifacts from the museum's basement archives, replacing them with convincing replicas before selling the originals through black market antiquities brokers. He made just over $12 million. He got caught not because of one catastrophic mistake, but because he stopped believing he could be caught at all. The trial lasted six weeks. The sentence: thirty years in federal prison.

Three years into his sentence, a hairless man in a charcoal suit visited him in a private visitation room. He offered a choice: finish the sentence and leave as an elderly man, or die tomorrow at 6:14 AM from a heart attack—officially—and come work for a discrete program that needed someone with Whitaker's expertise. He would have his own living quarters, good meals, medical care, entertainment. But he would never return to the world. Whitaker thought about the twenty-seven years remaining, the odds he would die in prison anyway, the family that wanted nothing to do with him. He said yes.

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What you'll learn

  • 1 (00:52) **A Disgraced Archaeologist is Given a Second Life** - Dr. Steve Whitaker, a convicted antiquities thief, recounts how he faked his death and was recruited into a secret program to catalog mysterious artifacts.
  • 2 (11:47) **The Facility and the Archive** - Whitaker is given a comfortable apartment, free time, and learns his job: to study and catalog a vast archive of unclassifiable artifacts.
  • 3 (21:29) **The First Artifact: A Hand Mirror From Japan** - Whitaker discovers a secure room labeled "Unexplained Properties" and examines a red-priority artifact: an old bronze hand mirror.
  • 4 (23:54) **The First Haunting: A Hum in the Night** - Whitaker is awakened by the sound of a woman humming and the feeling of someone climbing into his bed.
  • 5 (27:27) **The Mirror Shows Something Else** - While examining his own reflection, Whitaker sees a figure standing behind him in the mirror that is not actually there.
  • 6 (29:57) **The Nightmare Intensifies** - Whitaker has a vivid dream that turns into a horrifying encounter with the woman from the mirror.
  • 7 (32:49) **Confrontation with the Overseer** - Whitaker storms into the office of a military supervisor, demanding to know what the artifact is and what is happening to him.

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What is this thing? Written by: Weird Suggestion

Mr. Creeps: Scary Stories & Creepypastas