Side Stories: Cornhole & Bulletholes

The hosts kick off with a playful debate on dressing their dogs as Harriet Tubman and Rosa Parks for Black History Month, insisting on tasteful education via Instagram captions, while acknowledging the puns' edge. They pivot to lighter updates: a listener dodged the low-rent lottery scammers (seven men netting $21,000 over three months at rest stops, akin to minimum wage), and Kelly Osbourne split from Slipknot's Sid Wilson shortly after Ozzy's final performance, blamed on the "young blood curse" and bad optics of proposing amid his frailty.

Limbless Cornhole Champ Faces Murder Charge

Dayton James Weber, a quadruple amputee famous for dominating cornhole despite lacking arms and legs (amputated due to childhood blood disease), was charged with murdering Braderick Wells in La Plata, Maryland. Witnesses saw Weber, driving a Tesla, pull a semi-automatic pistol, shoot Wells in another vehicle, then flee screaming. Police puzzled over concealment and firing logistics, but Weber's own YouTube video demonstrates his proficiency: using torso nubs, core strength from wrestling, and precision to load, aim, and shoot. A former wrestling opponent called him an "asshole" who jabbed nubs into vulnerable spots. No motive details yet, but speculation includes drugs; his skills extend to hunting and dirt biking. This shatters his inspirational image, highlighting how physical limitations d