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#263 - WE used to GET BULLIED! (emotional)

September 3, 2026

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The Goons in Toronto: Travel, Trauma, and the Chaos of In-Person Friendship

The Goons podcast crew is recording from Toronto, and the episode opens with a confession: the previous 24 hours have been rough. "You may have watched the last episode," one of them says, referring to a recording that happened less than a day ago — and the visible bags under their eyes confirm it. The combination of heavy drinking, rich food, and a new city has produced predictable results. "A lot of lack of nutrients that we have me and Dew specifically have released into the Canadian sewage system," someone notes. Another adds: "This food has been so good, but my colon is like, what the fuck going on?" The conversation quickly establishes the episode's tone — unfiltered, wandering, and anchored in the physical realities of being drunk, hungover, and far from home.

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  • 1 (01:26) **Opening and Post-Episode Recovery** - The group reconvenes after a rough 24 hours, joking about hangovers, digestive distress from travel food, and a chaotic night out in Toronto.
  • 2 (11:28) **Childhood Discipline and the Fragility of Babies** - The hosts discuss how their parents punished them, then pivot to a conversation about how helpless human children are compared to other animals.
  • 3 (15:12) **Weird Pets and Their Owners** - The group theorizes about the personality types associated with owning unconventional pets like ferrets, chinchillas, and skinks.
  • 4 (17:03) **Toronto Impressions and a Heated Argument** - The hosts share their favorite and least favorite things about Toronto, sparking a disagreement about whether the city feels like America.
  • 5 (24:52) **Picklebacks and Fruity Shots** - The group debates the merits of various alcoholic shots, from picklebacks to sweet, candy-like concoctions.
  • 6 (31:09) **Goon Cage Fight Hypotheticals** - The hosts debate who would win in a one-on-one fight between the four of them, analyzing each other's physical strengths and weaknesses.
  • 7 (35:25) **Late Night Arcade and Bar Crawl** - The hosts recount their night after the previous day's recording, including playing classic arcade games and eating late-night food.

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