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5 min read"Bag of cocks" became "Nardbone" somewhere in the chain of whispers, and that's about as coherent as this episode of the Goons Podcast gets. Recorded live in Toronto, the crew arrived at a rented studio with bags of alcohol from the LCBO, only to be told they couldn't drink on the premises. Their solution: stand outside next to a statue they call "Black Jesus" in a church parking lot, down Captain Morgan and a Japanese energy drink with balls floating in it, then stumble back inside for what becomes a ninety-minute exercise in controlled chaos.
The Setup and the Rules of Engagement
The episode was conceived as a sloppy live show from the start. The hosts booked the studio for 9:30 PM with the explicit intention of getting drunk on air. When the venue's manager sent a text asking them to "tone it back," they treated it as a badge of honor. The producer, Chris, is mentioned several times with apologetic asides—"Chris, I'm so sorry about the audio"—as the hosts repeatedly drop their mics, burp into compressors, and abandon their seats to pee in the alley. The episode has no structure, no guest list, and no pretense of professionalism. It is, by design, a podcast that exists to test how long a studio will tolerate nine men shouting over each other while one of them takes his shirt off and another smells his own belly button on camera.
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What you'll learn
- 1 (01:00) **Arrival in Toronto & The Studio No-Alcohol Problem** - The crew arrives at the studio for a planned drunk live show, only to be told they can’t drink on the premises, forcing them to pre-game outside next to a statue they call “Black Jesus.”
- 2 (03:39) **Intro & Drunken Chaos Begins** - The hosts stumble through a chaotic intro, acknowledging they’re already drunk, with one member realizing he’s “feeling Chinese” from the alcohol.
- 3 (10:15) **McNasty’s Shower Routine & Belly Button Horror** - The group debates McNasty’s elaborate post-shower routine, which he claims is too complex to do before a short walk, leading to a deep dive into his disgusting belly button.
- 4 (14:46) **Studio Tension & Aquarium Stories** - The group gets a text from their manager saying the studio staff is scared of them, and they recount a trip to the aquarium where they took a photo of Manny’s penis.
- 5 (20:02) **Smitty’s Apartment & Rock Paper Scissors** - The group discusses staying at a friend named Smitty’s apartment, with a text from Smitty asking them to clean up after Manny, leading to a rock-paper-scissors battle for his bed.
- 6 (24:03) **Retrieving the Balls & Serendipitous Racism** - The crew debates retrieving the bottle of Asian alcohol with “balls” left outside, and one host accidentally commits “serendipitous racism” by offering it to an Asian biker.
- 7 (25:36) **Manny Joins the Show & Windsor Pizza Debate** - Manny officially joins the podcast, and the group launches into a detailed discussion of what makes Windsor pizza unique, including shredded pepperoni and Galati cheese.
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Show Notes
we got drunk and took our shirts off in toronto
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