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5 min read#260 - WE MET... AGAIN!! (irl podcast)
The Goons Podcast finally convenes in person, live from a Toronto studio that Swagger Souls jokingly calls his "BDSM sex dungeon." The occasion is the long-awaited arrival of Jonathan "Cryo" — winner of a rock-paper-scissors contest against Manny for the honor of being the in-studio guest. The episode's throughline is the collision between the group's chaotic online persona and the mundane reality of being in the same room together: travel delays, bad fast food, street violence witnessed on a Wednesday night, and the kind of unhinged personal stories that only surface face-to-face.
Travel Nightmares and Canadian McDonald's
The episode opens with McNasty recounting a brutal travel day. His flight was canceled due to a mechanical issue, he was sent to a hotel, but rather than wait, he booked a midnight flight to make the podcast — resulting in about two hours of sleep in the past 24 hours. Swagger had a similar early-morning ordeal. This sets a tone of exhausted camaraderie.
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What you'll learn
- 1 (01:17) **Welcome & First In-Person Meeting** - The Goons introduce the live show and their guest, John (the winner of a rock-paper-scissors contest), in a Toronto studio they jokingly call a BDSM dungeon.
- 2 (04:40) **Canada McDonald's Review & Travel Chaos** - McNasty recounts his terrible first-night McDonald's experience and his nightmare travel saga to make it to the podcast.
- 3 (08:08) **Chubbies Shorts Ad & Travel Hygiene** - The crew pivots to a sponsored segment for Chubbies shorts, followed by a discussion of travel-induced hygiene issues.
- 4 (13:13) **Hotel Shampoo Confusion & McNasty's Work Story** - The group gets sidetracked by a French hotel shampoo label, then dives into McNasty's former job painting apartments.
- 5 (21:20) **Unconventional Jerk-Off Locations** - The hosts compete to list the weirdest places they have masturbated, with John winning the round.
- 6 (26:37) **Citizen's Arrest Outside the Restaurant** - SwaggerSouls tells a wild story about witnessing a violent citizen's arrest on their first night in Toronto.
- 7 (31:53) **Marvel Fatigue & Expensive Drinks** - The crew briefly critiques Deadpool and Marvel, then complains about a $60 bacon-infused whiskey drink they tried.
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Show Notes
We met again and filmed an irl podcast!
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