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5 min read“I almost smoked crack one time,” one of the Goons casually mentions, and that’s the kind of episode this is: the last remote recording before the crew packs up for Toronto, where they’ll film four or five episodes in person. The conversation ricochets between shower food reviews, AI-generated children’s content, the state of movie nudity, and a near-miss with crack cocaine, all held together by the loose, profane camaraderie of three friends who know they won’t be doing this over Zoom for a while.
The Toronto Trip and Shower Food Reviews
The episode’s throughline is anticipation. The Goons are about to meet in Toronto for a multi-episode recording session, and the hosts—SwaggerSouls, Blarg, and Lorg—are excited about the change of pace. One planned segment involves a late-night drunk recording in the last available office booking, which one host predicts will either go very well or “absolutely terrible.” Another guest is Manny, a friend who has gained internet fame for his “shower food reviews,” most notably eating a full rotisserie chicken in the shower with his bare hands. The hosts riff on the idea of recording an episode from Manny’s shower, eating wings and getting progressively messier. The trip also promises appearances from Docky, Sovi, Carlos, and Smitty, though Smitty is reportedly reluctant to appear on the show, which the hosts mock as “kind of a bitch” behav
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What you'll learn
- 1 (01:33) **This is the last remote show before the Toronto trip** - SwaggerSouls and Blarg kick off what they announce will be the final remote recording for a while, as the crew is about to meet in person in Toronto.
- 2 (05:35) **Manny’s shower food reviews and the Toronto guest list** - The conversation shifts to a friend named Manny who has gained internet fame for eating full meals, like a rotisserie chicken, in the shower with his bare hands.
- 3 (10:44) **Fat guy hygiene, Bergamot, and cheeky gun** - A crude but humorous tangent about the physical challenges of being overweight, followed by a sponsored plug for a grooming product.
- 4 (12:36) **Tattoo ideas and a story about almost smoking crack** - The conversation spirals into a bizarre discussion about a potential full-arm tattoo of a food chain, which SwaggerSouls says sounds schizophrenic.
- 5 (18:49) **On crack, meth, and Samuel L. Jackson’s silver lining** - A reflective, darkly comedic discussion on the relative appeal of hard drugs compared to the misery of addiction.
- 6 (21:00) **The gold-in-the-concrete Instagram scammer** - A story about an Instagram reel creator who convinced himself there was gold and silver in sidewalk stones, leading to a failed pawn shop visit.
- 7 (24:05) **Pranking his dad about The Odyssey being woke** - A funny anecdote about seeing Christopher Nolan’s *The Odyssey* and messing with his boomer father’s expectations about the film being "woke."
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Show Notes
jk lol were just going to toronto to shoot some IRL podcasts!
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