#256 - EVERYONE would Fold for THIS WOMAN!

July 13, 2026

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Everyone Would Fold for This Woman

The Goons crew kicks off this episode with a confession: none of them have watched WWE in years, but Rhea Ripley has their attention anyway. Swagger Souls admits he hasn't seen a single match with her in it — his wrestling knowledge stops at Triple H and Undertaker from childhood — but he's unequivocal about wanting to "fuck the shit out of her." The others agree. They saw her perform live in Vegas about a year ago, and they describe her as acrobatic, well-built, and genuinely cool as a person. "If she was like a piece of shit, I'd be like, you should lead with it," Swagger says. "No, I just want to fuck her because she's cool." The conversation briefly touches on Vince McMahon's behind-the-scenes scandals and the current Logan Paul era before shifting to Fourth of July plans.

Fireworks, Family Parties, and Hot Dog Economics

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What you'll learn

1 (01:48) **Welcome & Wrestling Talk** - The hosts introduce themselves and immediately pivot to a discussion about WWE wrestler Rhea Ripley.
2 (06:49) **Fourth of July Stories & Hot Dog Debate** - The hosts share their holiday experiences, leading to a debate on hot dog quality and eating capacity.
3 (12:02) **Cheeky Soap Ad & Sponsor Break** - A paid advertisement for Cheeky soap and GameFuel supplements.
4 (14:08) **Chip Tier List Introduction** - With one host lagging out, the remaining three decide to create a tier list ranking various chip brands.
5 (18:02) **Cheetos Tier List** - The hosts rank all Cheeto varieties, including crunchy, puffs, hot fries, and Flamin' Hot.
6 (22:35) **Doritos Tier List** - The group evaluates multiple Doritos flavors, including Sweet Spicy Chili, Cool Ranch, and Nacho Cheese.
7 (27:37) **Fritos & Funyuns Tier List** - The hosts rank various Frito flavors and discuss the divisive nature of Funyuns.

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Show Notes

The boys finally admit their crush on Rhea Ripley

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