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#254 - THE GOONS LOVE TO PUTT AND EAT PIZZA! (we are fat)

June 23, 2026

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5 min read

"Oliver Tree is dead," one of the hosts says flatly, and the room goes quiet for a beat. The Goons—a rotating cast of internet personalities who podcast under that name—spend most of this episode doing what they do best: free-associating through golf, pizza, body hair, and the logistics of filming a naked episode. But the death of the musician Oliver Tree, who had opened for a friend's show just weeks earlier, lands as the only moment of genuine stillness. The episode's throughline is less a coherent argument than a portrait of how a group of young men process boredom, obsession, and grief through the same conversational blender.

Golf, Simulators, and the Physics of Almost Killing Yourself

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What you'll learn

  • 1 (03:01) **Golf Talk and Simulator Metrics** - The crew discusses McNasty’s golf simulator, swing speeds, and club fitting
  • 2 (06:21) **Wild Golf Range Encounters** - Stories about random golfers and the lefty/righty hockey-to-golf transition
  • 3 (09:35) **Golf Culture and Course Characters** - The social side of golf and the types of people you meet
  • 4 (11:00) **UFC, Josh Hokit, and Michelle Obama Conspiracies** - Recounting a bizarre UFC encounter and a political tangent
  • 5 (13:10) **French Politics and Wife Beating** - Discussing Emmanuel Macron’s wife and a viral plane incident
  • 6 (14:55) **Hangover and Goons Gamer Grub PSA** - A brief ad segment and personal hygiene advice
  • 7 (17:06) **Ricky Burwick’s Penis and Extra Thumbs** - Speculating on a golfer’s anatomy and a college story about a physical anomaly

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Show Notes

Golf enthusiasts talk about balls and pizza for 1 hour

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