Ranch

September 8, 2026

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5 min read

Ranch dressing has been the best-selling salad dressing in America for over three decades, and roughly 40% of Americans name it as their favorite. But during the 2022 FIFA World Cup, international tourists became so obsessed with the mysterious white dip that the TSA had to publicly ask people to pack it in checked luggage. This episode of Flightless Bird investigates how a condiment invented by a retired plumber in Alaska became an American cultural fixture so potent that some parents reportedly dip their infants' pacifiers into it.

The origin story of ranch

Ranch dressing was invented in 1949 by Steve Henson, a plumber working in Anchorage, Alaska. Henson mixed mayonnaise, buttermilk, herbs, and spices and fed the concoction to his plumbing crew. After retiring in his mid-30s, Henson bought a dude ranch in California — which he named Hidden Valley — and began serving his dressing to guests in the on-site restaurant. In 1964, he started selling the dry spice mix in packets for 75 cents each via mail order. Two decades later, in 1984, the first bottled liquid version hit grocery store shelves, and ranch became ubiquitous.

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What you'll learn

1 (00:04) **Ranch as a Cultural Phenomenon** - David and co-host Rob debate whether ranch dressing actually exists in New Zealand, with David arguing it's an American obsession while Rob says they have it but rarely use it.
2 (14:23) **Introducing Jake: The Ultimate Ranch Fan** - A listener who claims to love ranch more than any other American invites David to his home for a ranch taste test.
3 (22:46) **The History and Chemistry of Ranch** - David explains what ranch dressing actually is and traces its origins.
4 (25:35) **Ranch and the MSG Scare** - Jake connects the rise of ranch to racialized food fears in America.
5 (30:45) **The Taste Test: Eight Ranches Ranked** - Jake and David blind-taste and rank ranches from McDonald's, Trader Joe's, Wishbone, Jack in the Box, Hidden Valley, Low Boy, Secret Pizza, and High Tops.
6 (33:08) **The Pacifier Confession** - Jake calls his mother in Arkansas to confirm whether she really dipped his baby pacifier in ranch.
7 (39:46) **Post-Taste Test Discussion** - David and Rob debrief on the experience and debate condiment hierarchies.

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Show Notes

In this week's Flightless Bird, David investigates ranch dressing, one of America’s favourite things! Over 40% of Americans list ranch as their favourite dressing - and is particularly popular in the midwest. David sets out to meet one of LA’s biggest ranch enthusiasts, who takes David through his own private Ranchella: Tasting the best of the best and the worst of the worst. From Hidden Valley to Wish-Bone, McDonalds to Trader Joes. David eats all the ranch.
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