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Canada

September 15, 2026

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5 min read

“I thought I was in Vancouver and it just occurred to me that I was in Toronto.” That is how David Farrier opens the Canada episode of Flightless Bird—by admitting he spent several days in Canada’s largest city and later forgot which city he had been in. The episode is a characteristically loose, digressive tour through a country that Americans (and New Zealanders) think they understand but mostly don’t. Farrier and co-host Rob “Hayden” Donnan weave together a visit to a Canadian listener’s home, a deep dive into therapeutic clowning, a baffled investigation of bagged milk, and a running joke about how little they actually know about their northern neighbor. The throughline is that Canada is both deeply familiar and genuinely strange to outsiders, and that its quiet, apologetic culture hides real complexity—especially in how it handles healthcare, comedy, and dairy.

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What you'll learn

  • 1 (00:00) **Kākāpō Detour** - New Zealand’s bird of the year competition and the world’s fattest parrot
  • 2 (01:21) **Canada: The New Zealand to America’s Australia** - Opening thoughts on Canada’s character
  • 3 (03:04) **Why Canada Now?** - The political context and personal trips that prompted the episode
  • 4 (04:05) **Dog Rescue Interlude: Alan** - David’s story of rescuing a dumped pit bull mix
  • 5 (13:13) **Dog Etiquette Debate** - Rules for approaching strange dogs and owner communication
  • 6 (17:52) **What Do We Know About Canada?** - First impressions and stereotypes
  • 7 (22:30) **Meet Freddie: The Therapeutic Clown** - David visits a Canadian listener who works as a clown in hospitals

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In this week's Flightless Bird - still reeling in the fact Donald Trump just renamed Lake Ontario to Lake America, David decides to investigate the wonderful country of Canada, encountering bagged milk, clowns, and an American-Canadian hybrid baby.
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