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5 min read"I'm a 37-Year-Old Virgin Who Lives With His Mom"
The episode opens with Buck introducing himself exactly that way—a 37-year-old virgin living with his mother in Paradise, California, who has never been kissed. He describes himself as a "hopeless romantic" waiting for "the one." Host Caleb Hammer, who goes into every episode blind, immediately recognizes he's dealing with something far beyond a typical financial case. Within minutes, Buck reveals he makes money drawing furry pornography on commission, averaging $200–$400 per piece, and that his entire social and professional life exists inside a Discord server.
The Financial and Personal Vortex
Buck's financial picture is catastrophically simple: he earns roughly $30,000 a year drawing commissioned art, has no rent, no car payment, and virtually no overhead—yet he is deeply in debt. His PayPal credit card is maxed out with a $4,900 balance and a $218 minimum payment he has been late on every single month this year. He has a second Wells Fargo card for furniture financing on a $2,500 La-Z-Boy recliner he keeps at his computer desk. He owes friends thousands of dollars for a plane ticket to Austin and computer repairs. He has never paid taxes on his 2017 and 2018 income of $67,000 and $91,000 respectively, and the IRS is now pursuing him.
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What you'll learn
- 1 (02:10) **Episode Introduction: The 37-Year-Old Virgin** - Buck introduces himself as a 37-year-old virgin living with his mom, and Caleb Hammer expresses immediate shock and disbelief at the premise.
- 2 (04:04) **Buck's Career: Drawing Furry Commissions** - Buck reveals he makes his living drawing furry art on commission, earning $200-$400 per picture from a Discord server.
- 3 (07:20) **Buck's Past Sexual Encounters and Virginity** - Buck recounts a story about a woman who wanted to have sex with him, but he refused out of fear of STDs.
- 4 (11:21) **Financial Audit Begins: The Goal is to Save Mom** - Buck reveals his financial goal is to save his mother and brother and move them out of California, not to become independent himself.
- 5 (16:30) **A Nine-Year Online Relationship and Catfishing** - Buck details a nine-year online relationship with a trans woman, where he didn't hear her voice for the first three years and never met her in person.
- 6 (25:42) **Fear of Sex and Psychological Trauma** - Buck explains his fear of oral sex stems from a traumatizing sex-ed class at age 11, where STD victims were brought in to speak.
- 7 (29:40) **The "Small Don't Worry" Discussion** - Buck proudly claims he has a 4.5-inch penis, and Caleb pulls out a tape measure to visualize the size.
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