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5 min readThe couple on this episode of Financial Audit are Jessica, 32, and Angie, 31, married lesbian truckers from North Dallas who are seven months pregnant. They earn a combined net income of roughly $135,000 a year, live in a house with a $1,200 mortgage, and are about to bring a child into the world. They also have no checking account, no savings, no budget, no plan for the baby, and roughly $86,000 in bad debt. The host, Caleb Hammer, spends the episode trying to understand how two people making this much money have managed to build a financial life that is, in his assessment, among the worst he has ever seen on the show.
The "Magic Money Card" and the Mother-Enabler
The core dysfunction in this household is not a lack of income but a complete absence of financial literacy and adult responsibility. Angie, 31, does not have a checking account. She describes credit cards as "the magic money card" that "never runs down." She has never looked at a bank statement, does not know what a credit limit is, and has no idea that maxing out a card by $1,000 over its limit damages the credit of the cardholder (her father-in-law in Mexico). Jessica, 32, handles the money, but the system they had in place was catastrophic: they were sending Jessica’s mother $2,000 a week—$8,000 a month—to pay all their bills. Their actual monthly expenses were about $5,000. The extra $3,000 a month went
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What you'll learn
- 1 (00:17) **Introduction of Jessica and Angie** - 32 and 31-year-old married lesbian truckers from North Dallas, both working the same truck.
- 2 (02:24) **Household Income Confusion** - Jessica claims $1,300/week net; Angie says she makes the same, putting household net income at ~$135K/year.
- 3 (06:29) **The Pregnancy Plan** - Angie is pregnant via a sperm donor found on Facebook.
- 4 (10:24) **No Plan for the Baby** - The couple has no concrete plan for childcare or work after birth.
- 5 (12:38) **Vague Post-Birth Ideas** - Jessica suggests she go local trucking while Angie gets a $500/week job; no childcare solution.
- 6 (18:49) **Failed Business Ventures** - Angie's hot shot trucking business failed; she now wants to be a barber or tattoo artist.
- 7 (21:21) **Jessica's Proposed Budget** - Jessica wants to keep making $1,200/week while Angie gets a $500/week job.
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*Chapters*
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00:00 Intro
01:40 Jobs & Income
06:00 They're Not Very Bright lol
08:00 Nut Shopping On Facebook Is WILD
11:40 Actually Disgusting... Pregnant With NO PLAN?
15:00 Modern Women Are The Worst lol
27:00 Chat, I Give Their Marriage Another Year
41:25 Cleary Nothing They've Been Doing Has Worked
48:30 They Got Caleb To Start Tweaking lol
59:00 Bro Really Said "We Gotta Eat"...
01:05:00 Anyone Else Hate The One In Blue?
01:15:00 THREE MONTHS LATE ON A MORTGAGE??? (sorry for her loss)
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