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5 min readA Frosty Welcome
The party finally departs for Vasa, but the journey begins with a logistical comedy: ten wyverns can carry only twenty people, and Budhole's elaborate bodyguard scheme—two hammers per person plus Reginald—requires twenty-one guards. After some hasty math, the group settles on a leaner delegation: Penny, Ford, and Ginny share one wyvern; Cormium and Bucky another; Budhole, Farthole (who "doesn't really count as a being"), and Gartok on a third; Reginald and Mo on a fourth; and six wyverns carry twelve hammers as outriders. Quinny rides with Vincent on Chompy.
The Asgard Departure
A hostile crowd has gathered outside the Vasan embassy, pelting the party with produce and shouting at Quinny to abandon the wedding. Chompy "politely reminded them not to do that," and Vinton Eldritch-blasts a tomato out of the sky. The wyverns—described as "babies" on a "dude ranch" level of tameness—launch in a coordinated blast of dirt and debris that knocks a heckler flat. As they fly north over Asgard, Gartok casts speak with animals and learns his wyvern is named Crumpet, who warns him that Vasans hold "opinions about smaller creatures" that "swing in the negative." Crumpet also asks Gartok to put in a good word with Haps (the wyvern carrying Reginald and Mo), hoping for a professional endorsement that might someday lead to romance "like a rose atop a peak." The attempt
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What you'll learn
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- 2 (00:01) **Cold Open & Advertisements** - A series of ad spots for Carpana, Primark activewear, and Walt Disney World Resorts play before the episode begins.
- 3 (01:32) **Episode Intro & Recap** - The Great Wizard Bornal Snort welcomes listeners and recaps the party's current situation: Quinny made Requiem co-speymaster of Asgard, Gartock is openly celebrating his love of love, and Blackhole had a sleepover with the potential groom-to-be.
- 4 (02:10) **Departure Plans & Wyvern Logistics** - The party learns they must travel to Vasah via wyvern, with only ten wyverns available for a large delegation including bodyguards.
- 5 (05:57) **The Crowd at the Embassy** - The party arrives at the Vasah ambassador mansion to find a hostile crowd gathered, throwing produce and shouting at Quinny.
- 6 (08:23) **Flight Briefing & Departure** - Vincent gives a quick tutorial on riding wyverns, noting these are "babies first" level mounts, then the entire party takes off into the sky over Asgard.
- 7 (10:42) **Conversation with Crumpet** - Gartok casts Speak with Animals to talk to his wyvern, who introduces himself as Crumpet and offers warnings about Vasah's attitudes toward small creatures.
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Show Notes
It’s the morning of travel to Vaasa! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took Requiem on as co-spymaster of Assguard, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was thrilled to discover he didn’t have to hide his love of love on the road, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had a sleepover with the potential groom to be! But will these heroes ever actually get together the wedding?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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