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5 min readA Night Out, A Proposal, and A Confession in Asgard
The morning after Grandpa Warwick’s unsupervised night tour of Asgard, the kingdom’s leadership wakes up to a mess. Grandpa Warwick—one of Gartok’s multiple personas—spent the evening wandering the city, insulting wrestlers at the Coliseum, confusing a prisoner into existential despair, and being gently corralled by Old Patty Two-Eyes, who is now deeply concerned about the old man’s nighttime behavior. “I talked to three separate heartbroken wrestlers this morning, all of whom were like, ‘There’s an old man who made us feel very bad last night,’” Patty reports. Gartok, meanwhile, had a peaceful night lying in a field with Modirt, learning the goblin’s grounding exercises: “You just lie in the dirt… and then you feel the dirt… and then you sense all the living things in the dirt… and you say, ‘That’s nice.’” It’s a quiet counterpoint to the chaos Grandpa Warwick left behind.
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- 1 Timestamped Outline
- 2 (01:14) **Episode Recap & Setup** - The DM sets the scene: Bottle went to bed, Grandpa Warwick made mysterious plans, and Quinny faces a choice between Mary, Vincent, and Vissa.
- 3 (01:55) **Grandpa Warwick's Night Tour** - Grandpa Warwick, true to his promise, goes on a solo tour of Ascard, starting at the Coliseum.
- 4 (06:34) **Gar-Talk's Internal Struggle** - Gar-Talk tries to steer Grandpa Warwick toward sleep as the wandering persona causes social chaos.
- 5 (07:50) **Patty Two Eyes Intervenes** - Grandpa Warwick wheels to the quiet forge, where an apprentice summons Patty Two Eyes to deal with the confused old man.
- 6 (10:39) **Fetch Hammer and Bedtime** - Patty Two Eyes tries to redirect Grandpa Warwick's chaotic energy into a game of Fetch Hammer.
- 7 (13:05) **Gar-Talk and Mo Dirt's Grounding Exercise** - Gar-Talk returns to find Mo Dirt lying in the dirt, and the two discuss Mo Dirt's meditation practice.
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Show Notes
Our heroes are in quite the pickle! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) went to bed, Grandpa Warwick (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made plans he can’t remember with his new best friend, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) has to choose between marrying Vinten and allying with Vaasa or losing her forever! Can our heroes find a way to maintain international peace and save Quinny’s relationship?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials
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