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5 min readA Marriage Proposal Over Stinky Soup
Quinny Brownbarrel, the halfling Minister of Culture for the fledgling nation of Asgard, has just returned from a tense diplomatic dinner with the Queen of Damara, and he is not a fan. "Never have been, never will be," he concludes about the neighboring nation and its policies. Meanwhile, his companion Butthole is experiencing the peculiar exhaustion of a hero whose world-ending crises keep turning into "different, slower burn crises" — his combat adrenaline screaming for action while reality keeps handing him plates to wash. But the evening's real drama unfolds not in the throne room but in a ruined kitchen, where Vincent Charlemagne — a warlock knight of the Ironfell Council — has just set her dinner on fire.
The Duchess of the Old Campaigner
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What you'll learn
- 1 (02:07) **Return from Dinner & Party Check-Ins** - The party reconvenes after separate dinners in Damara and Asgard; Butthole and Quinny debrief their diplomatic meal with the Queen.
- 2 (04:08) **Grandpa Warwick at the Bar – Schleffen's Scheme** - Grandpa Warwick is deep in his cups at the Old Campaigner with his new best friend, Schleffen Schluffelmeyer.
- 3 (05:53) **Blaze the Tourism Employee** - A strange figure in a fanny pack and gardening hat sits next to Grandpa Warwick, mistaking him for the Chief Justice.
- 4 (11:40) **Quinny's Kitchen Heist** - Quinny goes to steal a bottle of wine and a ham from the Asgard castle kitchen for his date with Vincent.
- 5 (20:52) **Arrival at Vincent's House** - Quinny arrives at Vincent's house late at night with the stolen wine and ham.
- 6 (23:44) **The Kitchen Disaster** - Quinny enters Vincent's home to find her desperately trying to cook, having set the kitchen on fire.
- 7 (26:54) **Cooking Together & Political Talk** - Quinny and Vincent attempt to re-cook a family recipe, a "low food" stew from the farmlands of Visa.
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Show Notes
Our heroes are trying to avoid a war! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was delighted to be reunited with Vinten Charlamagne for a brief moment, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) travelled to Damara and learned of the threat of blood magic and the invasion of Vaasa, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) took the night off to find Grandpa Warwick a new best friend! Can these heroes win the hearts of enemy nations, a warlock knight and a random dwarf in a pub?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials
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