Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast
Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

9.22 - Guess Who’s Coming to Damara

June 22, 2026

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A Dinner Date with Two Queens

When Vincent Charlemagne, the fearsome ambassador from Vasa, lands her griffin directly on the balcony of Buthol's chambers in Asgard, she doesn't waste time with pleasantries. She's seen the broadcast of Baba Yaga's execution—the decapitation and burning broadcast live through the portal network—and she came straight from the embassy, unmeshing herself from several commitments, to check on Quinny. In Vasa, a warlock whose patron dies often dies shortly after, either from the sudden loss of power mid-combat or from the enmeshed nature of their bond. Vincent's concern is genuine, and when Quinny breaks down, she unbuckles her armor and pulls him against her chest, stroking his hair while her griffin Chompy looks away awkwardly. She tells him plainly: "It's you that impresses me. It was just nice that you had warlock powers because we could talk about that, but I think we have plenty of other things to discuss now." She has a solution that could help both of them, but it's delicate and involves Vasa, so they agree to talk later that night.

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  • 2 (00:00) **Pre-roll Ads** - Commercial breaks for Exxon Mobil Rewards Plus, Pepsi, and Geico
  • 3 (01:14) **Episode Intro & Recap** - Bordel Snort recaps the previous episode and sets up the current situation
  • 4 (02:17) **Vincent Arrives Unexpectedly** - Vincent Charlemagne flies directly to the party's tower, bypassing normal protocol, and lands in Buthol's chambers
  • 5 (04:31) **Vincent Confronts Quinny About Baba Yaga** - Vincent pulls Quinny aside to ask directly about the warlock patron's death
  • 6 (08:02) **Vincent's Emotional Comfort** - Vincent drops her formal demeanor and offers Quinny genuine emotional support
  • 7 (10:13) **Vincent Explains the Warlock's Dilemma** - Vincent describes what losing a patron means in Vasah's culture

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Show Notes

Our heroes are planning to kill a God! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) negotiated with Bortle Chortle the Toril Explorer Tortle, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) suggested Alyn bind the creature for all of their safety and she did, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) volunteered to find a way to break down Captain Planteer’s potions and body! But can our heroes trust Vinten Charlamagne to keep their most dangerous secret?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials

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